keeler special

make out with a random girl at a party but get too drunk to close

Mark- "Hey Billy, I saw you with that girl at that party, you fuck her?"

Billy- "No man, pulled the Keeler special."

by douchequeerfagman November 8, 2010

keezle

Money, also spelled keezel

Ey, you got my keezle ??

by El T January 29, 2008

Keebelund

Slang for kebab when you're going to go and eat it (ie. lunch etc.). The whole act of going there and eating the kebab is thus called "The song of Keebelund" after the more famous operas.

If you spot an unfinished plate of kebab at any kebab joint, it is considered an "Unfinished song of Keebelund".

Frank: "Hey Jim, you wanna go listen to the song of keebelund?"
Jim: "Sure, I'm famished."

by Onetwo3d July 7, 2010

keeley-jade

derives from the ancients word 'chelik yad'meaning the most beautiful object in the universe.

i really want keeley-jade

by itsyouradmirer November 30, 2010

keebie

A very strong person and may seem scary looking at first but when she puts her guard down often the most loving and caring person no one can make her feel bad or not attractive.

I'd so want to meet a keebie.

by Keke.g March 17, 2017

Keeley

Someone you eat sushi on top of a car with while watching the sunset

"Bro, I started a cult with Keeley, and now we're gonna steal jewelry for our etsy store!"

by I'm not alex April 29, 2019

keebler elves

A little family of elves who live in a tree and create all kinds of complex contraptions just so they can get their cookies 'just right'. We can catch glimpses of their lives through their well-know Keebler Elves commercials.

The Keebler elves don't make their pecan melt cookies too sweet, they make them *just right*.

by Angelacia August 26, 2007