Kavanaugh

A person who likes beer and keeps a calendar from 30 years ago.

Damn did you see Trump? He nominated that fucking Kavanaugh guy?

by Yeetfam October 4, 2018

Kavanaugh

A cocktail or beer serving method where the libation is served with a funnel. As in a Gimlet Kavanaugh or Kavanaugh Budweiser.

Man: Man, I had a tough day in court today. I’ll have a Kavanaugh martini.

Bartender: Coming up.

by AdamPedAnt October 6, 2018

kavanaughstronaut

Dude that' s been drinking and waves his dick around in space

Hey check out the Kavanaughstronaut waving his dick around on the moon, Dianne. Here, asteroid, hold my PABST.

by angie O edema October 5, 2018

Kavanaugh'd

The act of lying about a man after years of silence, despite the man's own untarnished record while having a very public and distinguished profile.

Tim: Yo, did you hear what they're doing to Elon?

Eric: No, what is it this time?

Tim: Some friend of some friend heard that this girl was paid $250k to settle a harassment claim!

Eric: Sounds like he's being Kavanaugh'd!

Tim: I'm overwhelmed with shock

by P.noodle May 20, 2022

Brett Kavanaugh drunk

To drink to the point of plausible deniability before committing rape or sexual assault.

I got Brett Kavanaugh drunk last night, so I didn't blackout, but I cannot recall whether I ruined a few lives last night.

by KavanaughtAChance October 3, 2018

Brett Kavanaugh’ed

verb
To be sexually assaulted/raped but have no one believe you.

Last Halloween somebody Brett Kavanaugh’ed me at Squee and Toben’s party!
Yeah lol sure.

I got Brett Kavanaugh’ed on Roblox yesterday!
Hahahahaha nice joke

by panic! at the office October 4, 2018

kavanaugh

A threesome between two guys and a female where one guy is choking the female while the other guy is shoving drugs to his asshole.

-Ben is in the hospital
-Oh, why?
- He was out drinking last weekend and the kavanaugh he had burned his rectum

by jh100 October 2, 2018