JV Squad

Referring to the less attractive girls at a restaurant specilaing in hot/busty waitresses (Hooter's, Tilted Kilt, Twins Peaks, etc). They usually work the non-peak hours, typically in the dead period after the lunchtime rush or late nights on weekdays (non Thursday-Saturday). They probably have a great personality but they aren't the best to look at.

"Hey, man. You wanna go to Hooter's around 3pm?

"Heck, no. Those girls are the JV Squad. I'm sure they have a great personality but I'm not trying to go to Hooter's for a waitress' personality"

by jammasterka April 1, 2015

JV Demon

Someone who isn't ashamed of not making varsity, very humble and is still confident in their sport. Often very hardworking and not a bad player, JV demons usually make varsity shorty after becoming JV demons.

josh: omg did you hear that tyler didnt make varsity football? his sophmore year is gonna suck
steven: nah , tyler is a JV demon hes gonna party hard next year.

by vjspamz May 18, 2023

JV Mistake

A minor error/mistake. JV is referenced so as to signify the level of error as compared to Varsity level.

Julie made a jv mistake when she left the price tag on the gift she gave to Rachel.

by skyteam March 10, 2011

jv bandit

#11 (scrotum) on the montoursville jv football team -2023

him: Yo i'm finna get drip for this game.
varsity: Bro your a jv bandit

by BigMikesBalls October 21, 2023

Jv demon

Someone who is not good enough to play varsity but too good for jv

"did you see carmen at the game last night? He had 4 touchdowns."

"Yea but hes 4th string on varsity, hes just a Jv demon."

by Barrymcockner556 July 30, 2022

JV family member

A family member who is inconsequential to the larger extended family. This is typically an adult family member who is single and childless. Due to this, they add little benefit to the family as a whole.

Jessica is 35, single, and can't have children. We love her, but she's a JV family member.

by JRHouston May 6, 2013

JV Starliners

Probably the coolest people you will ever meet. Rock da house. Have a lot of team sleepovers. Like to use the terms "girl and 4eva". Consist of 9 members, and currently 7 dancers. Like to sing "Mary did you know?" and have obsessions with eachother's family members. Especially Paul & Kelly.
Consist of:
Katie
Blau
Sarah

Gracie
Lindsay
Hannah
Maddie
Laura
Lizzy

person 1: girl did you see those jv starliners?
person 2: yeah they rocked da house.
person 1: 4EVA!

by Starliners 4EVA! January 9, 2010