A Jogging Cow

A Texas Hold'em Poker term for having 2 pair after the initial three common cards are put in to play. (Two pair on the flop)

Jake's hole cards were a 6 and a 9. The flop was Ace, 6, and 9 giving him a pair of 6's and a pair of 9's. Two pair on the flop, A Jogging Cow, an udderly good hand.

by Dolfer January 9, 2010

cop jogging

when your walking down the street with nothing on you, & you see a cop and start running just for fun.

last night i was on my way to dudes house when i got bored & started cop jogging. i made it three blocks!

by tomcon5 February 28, 2009

toe jogging

Finger banning with toes.

Joe was toe jogging sarah underneath the table.

by jrase July 7, 2010

wobble jogging

Wobble jogging occurs when an overweight person trys to run and their flab jiggles or wobbles

Look at that guys fat wobble as he chases that cupcake, he must be wobble jogging.

by loki_kewl June 21, 2009

Turtle Jogging

the act of having sex with an easy woman

Jim headed to the cougar bar in hopes for some turtle jogging.

by timpr August 1, 2011

Brain Jogging

A politically correct term for sending your kid to a psychologist rather than enforce a little good ole' fashioned discipline. Common among lazy middle to upper class american suburban house holds that make too much money to give a damn about their kids.

Tyler's mom sends him to brain jogging every day after school because he has anger issues and mom has tennis lessons at the club until dad comes home.

by tj0159ga October 6, 2009

vertical jogging

Sex standing up, the opposite of horizontal jogging.

Me and my girfriend did some vertical jogging in the phone booth last night.

by Bill the Cat May 15, 2008