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When's the last time you jerked off?

A male version of: "when's the last time you had your period?"

Can be used in a situation when a guy gets moody because he hasn't jerked off or had sex in awhile. (AKA Man period)
Guy: Man,I'm so fucking pissed off right now!!!

Random person: dude,when's the last time you jerked off?
by ALL DAT ROOM THO?! November 14, 2020
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Kohn F. Jennedy

You: yo wassup Kohn F. Jennedy
John F. Kennedy: THE FUCK YOU SAY TO ME YOU LITTLE SHIT?!
by dirty wild February 8, 2022
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Jerked Out

when you masturbate and nothing comes out anymore
hank:damn im all jerked out can you help, my car is out of gas
Steve: sure thing this semen revolution is great for me and my sperm
by Steeeve1 November 6, 2011
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jerked

she jerked me off hardcore
by alexi chow May 13, 2005
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Jerked Up

The amount of whatever fluid you excrete during jerking off or jerking in general.
I jerked up a whole shot glass full of sperm!

She couldn't believe how much I jerked up on her...
by Box Johnson June 23, 2010
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Jerred

A great and handsome leader who's objective in life is to persue his dreams and become the man he has been called to be, Aloso having a lot of chips ,having dumb fits,very attractive,very athletic, being solid on weirdos,And throwing up after seeing ugly trends.
by Jerred hills March 13, 2017
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Shaking like a half jerked-off dog

A person who is extremely hung over after a night of heavy drinking.
I woke up this morning and was shaking like a half jerked-off dog, shouldn't of had that last shooter!
by MichaelKB December 13, 2005
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