Jerkassclownhat

n.

1) One who is a jerkass, and asshat and an assclown simultaneously or in short succession.

2) Proof that I have no life and spend mine combining pointless terms.

Shut up jerkassclownhat!

by Flaaron July 25, 2003

Hoarding the jerky

The intense build up of semen in men due to lack of sex or the much needed occasional jerk off. Has been known to cause much more serious conditions such as soggy balls or the overwhelming sensation that the ball sac feel tight and weighted down.

Man! Latisha hasn't had sex with me in weeks! I'm afraid that I might hurt myself if I keep hoarding the jerky like this!

by Ju ju man March 4, 2010

Brief Jerky

A slang term for yo penis.

O man, you hit me right in the brief jerky!

Get yo brief jerky out my bitch!

by Casey Whitmer October 27, 2008

Blow-Jerky

Getting dome while a bitch is twisting on the base of the shaft.

Woah.. That Luau party was crazy, I got a hella wack Blow-Jerky from a sorostitute.

by simpsonator and snowflake October 6, 2009

queef jerky

An old, dried up piece of cunny

Grandma's pussy has turned to queef jerky!

by Alexander Papsmear April 7, 2005

Jerky McTrigger Slap

How Jeff Dunham Shoots a gun.

You sure are a Jerky McTrigger Slap with that pistol.

by an awesome dude 2010 August 18, 2010

Jerk Jerky

Skin that peels off your dick, caused by too much masturbating.

Mike: "After jacking off to Tina Fey 6 times yesterday, my boomstick has the worst case of jerk jerky."

Adam: "Damn! You should have used some lotion or something."

by Professor Booty, M.F.A. November 26, 2010