jeffy spaghetti

jesus christ in an alternate universe woooooooaaaahhhhh

OH JEFFY SPAGHETTI!!!

by spaghetti jeff January 22, 2018

Jeffy in the Road

A minor inconvenience; a speedbump in the way of getting with a girl; the guy, who has an outstanding relationship with a girl, who you must bump out of the way to get with her

Guy 1: Man, I'd love to get with Jolanta.
Guy 2: I heard she has a boyfriend.
Guy 1: Nevermind him. He's just a Jeffy in the Road. He'll be out of the picture in a week.

by Andrew Gordon September 20, 2008

jeffy spaghetti

In an alternate universe where jesus christ is jeffy spaghetti.

OH JEFFY SPAGHETTI

by spaghetti jeff May 03, 2018

Jeffy Nights

the hottest and coolest night club in St. Louis. only a select few have experienced its magic. parties here have been known to go on until noon the next day. invite only

"Man, I am so tired today. We were up partying at Jeffy Nights until 10 o'clock this morning."

by KBlunts March 31, 2008

Jeffy Girl

Not to be confused with Rick Springfield's classic song "Jesse's Girl," a "Jeffy Girl" is a girl who looks like a mongoloid retard whom you rate as a "9" on your Real Social Dynamics PUA DVD set.

"Yo Vin, Brad P. said he rocked a threesome with a 9 and a 10, but then I spied the photos in his digital camera and they were just Jeffy Girls.

by Jeffy jlaix PUA December 24, 2008

Jeffy B

A hip way of referring to Jeff Bezos. Stated in the context of shopping from Amazon.

Yo check this out, I got it from home boi Jeffy B. I'm sure you can get those sneakers for lower prices from Jeffy B.

by LLovoJJ October 07, 2019

jeffy line

Running a zig-zag path to get somewhere, so that if a line were to drawn marking your trail it would resemble Jeffy's sojourns in the comic strip "The Family Circus".

At Carlos' party last night, Jeremy ran a real jeffy line trying to avoid Eve's mom

by mileysuckswhattednugentkicks June 08, 2016