jean cock

The phallic shaped bulge visible to the naked eye, through a man's jeans. Usually hanging to the left or right. Jean cock is often very deceiving, as it usually appears bigger than what is actually underneath the jeans.

"Hey Nicole, did you see that guy's jean cock? He looks like he is packing some heat!"
"No, Danielle. I just fucked that guy 2 weeks ago. Such a pencil dick, I wanted to write my name with it. Jean cock strikes again..."

by Dault December 2, 2013

Jean luc Picard

The sexiest old French spaceship captain EVER.

Jean luc Picard yelled at Data for being too smart.

by Spongebob° May 7, 2009

Skinny Jean-Leg Hair Syndrome

When putting on skinny jeans, your leg hair is swept upward. Then after taking your pants off, your leg hair are still pointing up.

Usually return to normal after an hour or two on their own or after a shower.

Sometimes painful

skinny jean-leg hair syndrome

by Neon Ninja Kills You November 7, 2009

jean-martin

The sexiest guy in Ottawa

So hot! It also means hot/cute/sexy girls often want to fuck him

I want to fuck a jean-Martin. Look at that guy he's such a jean Martin

by Alyssa12134 October 13, 2013

Jean Kirstein

He’s a cocky person but also a very sweet loving person, they are always there for you too<3

Jean Kirstein made my day

by Jeans gf ;) April 30, 2021

Jean Claude

A hot guy with sexy physic and eyes. Can't stay with just one woman because his a subconscious player to death and most men wanna be him and women want to in him. He's seduction is a trance that too few could understand, which leads you wanting more.

Girl 1: I meet this guy last night, he was fun, seductive and playful but I forgot his name!

Girl 2: He sounds like a Jean Claude for sure.

Girl 1: Yes that was his name.

by Mr Run October 14, 2019

Jean-Luc

Jean-Luc is one beautiful soul. He is dependable, loyal, so entertaining, and the best friend someone could ask for. He is complex, but worth the effort. He is the life of the any party, but at the end of the day, he is a devoted, unselfish man. He is constantly giving, never thinking of himself. He deserves the world, and so much more. No one could ever not love him.

I wish Jean-Luc was here.

Jean-Luc is a good time!

by mzerrr March 1, 2015