christmas jewels

testicles, balls, nuts, testes...etc. etc.

OW! i still can't walk, damn Josie kicked me in my christmas jewels!

by anonymous November 23, 2004

Crown Jewels Heist

Getting your dog neutered

Fido has been a right little pussy since the Crown Jewels Heist

by MILFord Keynes March 12, 2022

jewels

Weed, herb, cannnibus, ganja, marijuana.

A dogg when you gettin them jewels?

by B_RY August 15, 2007

jewels

1) the biggest cheating whore you will ever meet. who names their child jewels?

that fucking bitch jewels needs to go finger herself

by kev s October 5, 2007

family jewels

A man's balls and cock

"he got kicked in the family jewels"

by Anonymous August 18, 2003

family jewels

The testicals(a jocular euphemism, from the fact that the testicals are necesary to produce a family)

Mom, he kicked me in the family jewels.

by Light Joker September 17, 2004

spit jewels

To ejaculate, Preferably on the body of a female, and watch it glitter.

"The chick was so hot I had to pull it out and spit jewels on her stomach"

by urban dictionist March 21, 2007