jank

jank=something screwed up or messed with
janken=something great or fun
jank my lank= anything you want really
janked=stollen or taken

all these can also simply be expressions of any feeling. its truly a great word and its fun to say!

this is jank.
i'm having a janken time at this party jim!
oh jank my lank.
my pencil pouch got janked away by a napper!

by butter and nutter June 8, 2011

Jank

Wack, Messed up, Bullshit, unfair.

Terrorist: Haha, I bombed your country.
American Citizen: That shit is Jank.

by ShesthatRideordiechick February 23, 2009

Jank

An offensive, derogatory slur for Americans, created by the British back during the American revolution. Since then the term has softened in to the word Yank and Yankee, a far less insulting word sometimes even used as a term of endearment by the British. Jank today is hardly used as a way to insult Americans and has spawned a new meaning, often referring to a useless, worthless, or crappy piece of junk.

'Jank's are so dirty, a white feather would make their outfit look fancy.'

‘This VHS player is totally janked. It won’t even turn on!’

by SatansCute April 24, 2020

jankness

A serious of occurrences that are not the result that was expected.

The server is throwing a bunch of errors. What is this jankness?

by preppy325 March 20, 2006

Janked

When someone walks up and take's yo shit

damn, man...that nigga just janked my ride

by Jack Mehoff November 26, 2004

jank

Any noun

"Look at the size of his jank."
"Mah baby's jank smells like butterscotch, yo!!!"
"This shit's so funny, I'm 'bout to piss in mah janks."

by David DiMatteo June 30, 2003

Jank

To stick it in her pooper.

I janked her so hard she pooped scabs for weeks!

by Jankeyboys August 13, 2009