by le Jambonstermiester! June 11, 2003
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by SexyBoy8673 May 30, 2020
Get the Jacoon Oralketchup mug.Brett Favre used to be great, now he's just a big jamook.(n)
I don't know why I dated him, it was so jamooky. (adj)
Get your shit together, don't jamook on me. (v)
additional uses:
jalook: lovable jamook- someone who is clumsy or anti-loquacious, but altogether endearing nonetheless. ex: elephants, toddlers, student teachers
jamick: dick jamook- the worst breed of jamook, this person's jamookness is obnoxious, discourteous, often barring any possibility of another individual being attracted to this person. ex: chinese drivers, dps office workers, Hitler.
jalick: lovable dick jamook- a jamook who often acts irrationally and impolitely, but you love them nonetheless, or in some cases you love them because of their jamick qualities. ex: Simon Cowell, Joe Flacco, Amy Winehouse.
I don't know why I dated him, it was so jamooky. (adj)
Get your shit together, don't jamook on me. (v)
additional uses:
jalook: lovable jamook- someone who is clumsy or anti-loquacious, but altogether endearing nonetheless. ex: elephants, toddlers, student teachers
jamick: dick jamook- the worst breed of jamook, this person's jamookness is obnoxious, discourteous, often barring any possibility of another individual being attracted to this person. ex: chinese drivers, dps office workers, Hitler.
jalick: lovable dick jamook- a jamook who often acts irrationally and impolitely, but you love them nonetheless, or in some cases you love them because of their jamick qualities. ex: Simon Cowell, Joe Flacco, Amy Winehouse.
by the Y network January 17, 2011
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by sahara$4wankers May 29, 2013
Get the Jamboner mug.1. I can't believe that Robert paid $40.00 for his hairdo and it is still jabooned.
2. Lord, I got so jabooned last night I was jumping off the roof topless.
3. Shae can't get a new car because they pulled his credit and it was all jabooned.
4. Brittney lost her job and now her life is very jabooned.
2. Lord, I got so jabooned last night I was jumping off the roof topless.
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4. Brittney lost her job and now her life is very jabooned.
by Zinkyyy July 17, 2009
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Guy 1: "Hey, have you seen Jamon in that video teaching you how sing screamo?"
Guy 2: "Hell yeah! Dude, that cracked me up!"
Guy 1: "I know, right!?"
Guy 2: "Hell yeah! Dude, that cracked me up!"
Guy 1: "I know, right!?"
by Buttman456 September 27, 2009
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