Jemaine Clement

One incredibly adorable and hilarious member of the folk/rock comedy duo known as Flight of the Conchords, from New Zealand, in which he plays bass and guitar with Brett McKenzie.
He rocks the rectangular black glasses and sleeps on a granny-quilt. Apparently, he gets more "action" then Brett, but consoles him with a song about how he once put a wig on Brett while he was sleeping and spooned with him.

Jemaine Clement is my hero, and they're better be another season of Flight of the Conchords on HBO.

by sfwildflower August 7, 2008

Jamaican Hot Air Balloon

When you take a hit and the blow smoke into your girlfriend's fish lips

Yo bro, I just took Jennie and I on a Jamaican hot air balloon last night!

by ScottyYoda October 28, 2018

Lebronis Jamanis

Black basketball man

Chase: I'd like to pipe Lebronis Jamanis tonight

Chowder: Count me in

by ChaseIsHotTamale July 28, 2021

Jamaican Bull

Female, the most fierce of the human species! Fears only the mouse! 4 feet 4 inches tall and full of muscle, can rip a man's testicles off with her bare hands. Very vicious even Mike Tyson would go out of his way not to cross her!

Jay was mumbling and tapping his feet, the Jamaican Bull asked him to stop, he didn't so she hit him in the head with a brick!

by Dallas Riptide June 30, 2011

jamaiya

Jamaiya is a girl who is sweet and nice she is smart and pretty

Jamaiya is cute

by Mya12345rice March 14, 2017

lightweight jammin

stemming from a song named "lightweight jammin" by E-40, Clyde Carson and the one and only Husalah Husalah, an individual located in the bay area may or may not be lightweight jammin. One who is lightweight jammin at a party would be getting at the broads, sipping on an alcoholic beverage of one's choice, and puffing on a Swisher sweet with any number of toppings inside.

Dancing Rick: man im dumb high and leanin hardddd.

Huslah: Cuddy is you lightweight jammin?

Dancing Rick: i sure as shit am cutthroat. Just look at my car Hus its dumb wet, i been lightweight jammin!

by Resinfromthebay August 29, 2010

jasain

a rare jew/asain hybrid found only in select parts of the world

Damn, not only is that jasain stingy but he is also great at kung fu.

by ben black November 28, 2006