Jakeub123

One badass motherducker

Yoo I got wrecked by Jakeub123, that guys totally wicked

by Awesomesauce666 October 28, 2023

Jakob

The Jakobs are very distinct to Jacobs. If you meet a Jakob, bow down and stab yourself in the face. Jakob stands out in a crowd, especially a crowd of invisible people :P Jakobs are good friends but get kind of out of hand sometimes. They have usually killed 5-10 people by the age of 13, and they are smart but act stupid. They are very nice and hot and when you meet them all you want is to sit there talking to them forever.

Wow, I wish I could go talk to that Jakob some more.

by Bradley Jacobs September 30, 2011

Jakob

G boy hussle hard. Playa gets All the bitches.

Jakob fucked my bitch again.

by todd ficket November 15, 2021

Jakob

He is a guy that will play with you even if u don't want to but you secretly like it and can warm your heart with his funny jokes. He is really funny and great.

"Holy Crap!"
"What"?
" that joke was really funny"
"Oh really who said it"?

"Oh it was Jakob"

by Fanny0900 February 5, 2017

Jakob

Yes my name is also Jakob. And I am very cool. So what does that tell you about Jakob?

Someone: What's up Jakob
Jakob: Nothing.

Only something a Jakob would say.

by TrustyMilk October 3, 2019

Jakobi

The most perfect girl you’ll ever meet she’s usually popular and everyone loves her if you get the chance to be with one your very lucky Jakobi is easy to fall in love with and hard to get over smart and just absolutely stunning she’s good at everything she does and is a total badass

Omg! Look Jakobi, she’s so perfect everyone wants to be her

by Babybunny August 9, 2019

Jakob

Jakob is the type of person that you can talk with for hours at a time. He will respect, love, and cherish you as well as take care of you.

Unfortunately, he is very lazy and others may find it hard to motivate him - even though he is incredibly intelligent.

Student 1: I've been studying for weeks for this test, I do not know how it is possible that I failed.

Student 2: Yes, I know! I myself barely just passed.

Student 3: Did you see what Jakob got?

Student 2: No, tell me.

Student 3: He supposedly got 85 %.

Student 1: I heard about that as well, plus he only studied for 3 days!

by AmeliaRoads June 21, 2017