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jesse jackson

verb. To make millions of dollars by founding a "non-profit" organization which threatens large companies with boycotts unless they "contribute" tens of thousands of dollars to the organization.
NASCAR was jesse jacksoned into donating money to the rainbow/push coalition.
by hankanatorX July 1, 2003
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Michael Jacksoning

Totally losing track of time at the sight, sound or movement of Michael Jackson....suffering many burnt meals, being late all the time, sitting in agony being bitten by mosquitoes but unable to move from your TV/computer or put your phone down!
"Sorry honey, dinner is a bit uhmmm toasty, I've been Michael Jacksoning all day!"
Warning: Michael Jacksoning is intensely enjoyable and may interfere with your normal activities.

It can drive you to distraction--and you'll love it.
by Moon Child November 1, 2012
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MICHAEL JACKSONING

Getting your swag on – so all the guys want to be like you and all the girls fall at your feet.
I just saw a real cool guy Michael Jacksoning.
by TooLittleTooLate October 24, 2012
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Percy Jackson

Sassy fictional character from A series of books written by rick riordan.
Best fandom ever? Percy Jackson by far!
by PseudoTuber January 17, 2015
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Got The Moves Like Jackson

When a person's dance moves are mind-blowing, innovative, awesome and swagalicious, and they can moonwalk like they are floating on air. In others words, like Michael Jackson.
No offense, Mr. Jagger, but that Maroon 5 song should have said I Got the Moves like Jackson!
by SenseNOTNonsense September 19, 2012
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Lamar Jackson

NFL QB with superhuman running abilities and decent passing skills. 2019 version of Michael Vick, only bigger and stronger. A virtual Madden cheat code. A paradox no defense has been able to understand, let alone stop.
Lamar Jackson passed for 3 touchdowns and ran for 95 yards today. Generational talent!
by zeropersonality November 26, 2019
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MICHAEL JACKSON’D

When you realize someone is the most talented, sexiest, cutest, most caring, most misunderstood man on the planet and your heart is broken because you will never meet him.
I just fell in love with a wonderful man I can never have – I’ve been Michael Jackson’d!
by Moon-beamer November 1, 2012
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