Jackpot of Jack Squat

Absolutely fucking nothing.

When your friend says something stupid: “Charlie I think you’re onto something. The jackpot of Jack squat.”

by VNSpano127 May 31, 2023

jackpot watermelon

Palling street ball as a kid when i wanted to give up my turn to throw or kick off to my group of friends i'd say, " Jackpot watermelon"

Jackpot: if u catch its your turn to throw or kick the ball.
Watermelon: even if the ball touches the ground its your turn if u retrieve the ball.

Duh

Before i threw the ball i yelled "Jackpot watermelon!" Cuz i wanted to give some other kids a turn. Add up enough Points to have a turn at throwing/kicking the ball. But no one can catch today. Im jerry fucking rice bitches.

by SmilesAlot1985 December 8, 2020

Jackpot’ing

When a man or woman takes a whippet just as they are climaxing during masturbation.

The sensation makes the individuals eyes spin like a slot machine before a jackpot.

KATSU was Jackpot’ing last night in his art studio.

by Jabba187 February 22, 2023

Jackpot Rankings

A website providing a comparison of online slots jackpots.

Jackpot Rankings can be used to find the hottest slots to play.

by Y7654 September 22, 2023

Jeff Skinner jackpot

When a professional athlete has an anomolously strong season (akin to Brady Anderson's 50 home run 1996 season) right before their contract ends, resulting in their next contract ridiculously overpaying them.

“Yeah, he’s in the last year of his NHL contract and is on pace for a 40 goal season. I’d call that a Jeff Skinner jackpot.”

by TK2000 October 28, 2023

Jungle Juice Jackpot

Shit, piss, vomit, and cum brewed in a witches pot over a fire and mixed with multiple incantation of your shit eating intentions.

Brad: Bro I just went to the trails and made a fresh batch of Jungle juice jackpot
chad: Ill pay you for all of the batch for 300$

Doctor: you have cancer.
ched: I have a new cancer, it's jungle juice.

by Yahuwah June 6, 2019

The Jackpot

When someone feels lucky in some area of life. To feel as if you were bestowed with good fortune.

I hit the jackpot when I found my wife/husband, their so amazing!

by Davidangel1 July 24, 2017