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Pork Scotch Jacket

A snot-coloured hi-viz jacket worn by fat ugly security guards who are terrified of rain. The Pork Scotch Jacket will be worn whatever the weather because the slightest bit of rain is a complete catastrophe to the fat bastard who cries himself to sleep wishing he was back in South Africa where his boyfriends live.
What's this fat old twat wearing? Looks like an overcoat made of snot.

Its a Pork Scotch Jacket. Although its a hundred degrees in the shade there's still a chance a drop of rain might come along to ruin the fat ugly bastard's year.
by Kenny Spoffo-Grumpbeetle August 6, 2009
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Jacked

Having huge muscles (i.e. "jacks")
Greg: "Baby, you think I look swole today?"
Tabitha: "Hell yeah, sugar - you are JACKED!"
by Greg's Girl July 14, 2009
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Mommy Jacked

When someone posts an update on Facebook and people reply about their children and really nothing to do with what the status was about.
Happy Veteran's Day!

Reply- Oh, yes it's my babies 6 months of being born today, so thankful. Happy Veterans day to you to.
(You're post just got Mommy jacked)
by agentrant February 3, 2012
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Gay jacked

Made famous in a Family Guy cutaway. An uncontrollable urge to dance and be happy and imitate the Family Guy version of true joy and dancing on a plane. Also great to play when heading to Miami
by 8trackgto September 19, 2021
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Jackie

Jackie is the name of a girl that upon first glance instantly melts your heart. She is undeniably beautiful in every way, however, she likely wont admit it but she knows it hehe. Jackie is the type of girl that any man would be lucky to have to call their own. She deserves the world because she is perfection and undoubtably gorgeous. Someone named Jackie is a real keeper, she is the type of girl that will change who you are for the better, she will bring a light into your life that you previously did not know existed. If you are lucky enough to find Jakie don't wait, pursue her with everything you have I promise you will be beyond happy you did. Not to mention that Jackie makes the best girlfriend, she is loyal, loving, kind, and overall just simply leaves you speechless. Her beauty is breath taking, her eyes shine brighter than the stars above. To reiterate if you luckily luck out and somehow manage to make Jackie yours treat her like a queen, because she deserves everything. Jackie will complete you, she will love you, and lastly it is utterly impossible to not fall head over heels in love with Jackie she is everything that any man would ever need. She is perfection.

Again if you are lucky enough to make Jackie yours, I can promise you that when you look into her beautiful brown eyes you will forget everything, your heart will melt, and you will be left just saying wow wow wow.
Would you look at that girl, shes the most beautiful girl I've ever seen.

Oh she must be a Jackie
by Defo not spencer November 12, 2020
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Jackie Chan

The only manan fight ten people with a shoe and a broomstick.
Man, Jackie Chan totally killed those guys using the CD cases.
by Bebea October 5, 2005
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Banana Jacket

A man peels and eats the banana leaving the end of the banana intact. Places it on his penis and begins to masturbate with it. The inside melts and becomes warm and slippery when the man is done he can then discard the banana jacket and his bodily fluids
by BackDoorAction October 11, 2011
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