jackhole

(Noun) The perfect combination of a jackass and an asshole. Basically anyone who acts in an obnoxious fashion.

Fredrick: "Hey Chauncey, did you see how Phillip was dancing in class??"
Chauncey: "Phillip is such a jackhole!!"

by peelanorange November 5, 2010

Jackhoe

The male version of a hoe.

He'll sleep with anybody. He's a jackhoe.

by Ma'Lina Banks November 9, 2010

Jackhole

Usually used as a negative personality adjective. A person who is a Jackass asshole.

Main Entry:jack·hole
Pronunciation:\ˈjak-ˌhol\

Function: Various

1: A stupid person ; especially a person who wears Crocs sandals

"Hey look at the guy wearing pink Crocks, he's a real jackhole."

by LuckyDeviI May 18, 2009

Jackbootstrapping

The use by news media outlets of over the top commentary by their opinion commentators to start news segments about the "factual" basis of the over the top commentary.

This is an homage to Fox who often uses the hyperbole of Hannity and Beck - who see fascism around every corner - in this very manner.

What a fine example of jackbootstrapping: Fox News reportedly draws a distinction between its "news hours," which it claims are objective, and its "editorial" programming. But on May 19, purported "news hour" anchor Megyn Kelly constructed an entire segment around "editorial" host Glenn Beck's criticism of New York's proposed restaurant salt ban, airing clips from his show and asking her guest to respond to Beck's arguments.

by mep321 March 19, 2010

jackhole

(jackass + asshole) - ass. A way of combining the two words without cursing.

iIf you don't get the definition, you are a jackhole.

by Isaac May 11, 2003

jackmoo

(noun) west coast drug deal

a jackmoo is happening in that alley

by Justin November 4, 2003

Jackhole

Describes an individual (usually a guy) who is both a jackass and an asshole

Suzy: Did you hear what Mike did to Nancy?

Beth: Yeah ... he's such a jackhole!

by Toby Smalls, Jr. November 13, 2007