Jacked up penguin 

Something EXTREMELY, messed up.
Something that is so messed up that it deserves to have a ridiculous description.

That car is jacked up.... like a jacked up, jacked up penguin!

Jacked up penguin by Sterling1235 June 14, 2016

All jacked up 

The meaning of all jacked up is that an object or an individual is screwed up, faulty,doesn't work, or inadequate.

The self checkout registers in Wallmart are all Jacked Up.

All jacked up by JoeBeau July 24, 2016

Gettin Jacked Up 

Going to the bar and get extremely drunk because your wife took the TV away. One who is drunk and unable to drive so he/she tends to get run over or kidnapped or some crazy ass thing.

Use your word in a sentence
Paul,"Man Jimmy was so gettin jacked up last night"
Dave,"Yeah man piss ran down his legs"

Gettin Jacked Up by Tay~Tay May 2, 2015

janked up

When something is messed up

That car was all janked up.

I can't believe he did that, thats just janked up.

janked up by dtown April 2, 2004

Jocked Up

To get ready to battle or go to war.
Put on your gear and game face.

The warrior was jocked up and ready to go do some killing.

Jocked Up by Jerry Nelson September 29, 2010

Janked Up

Something that is messed up or not right.

This pie tastes very janked up.

Janked Up by Will Grennay January 13, 2007

jakked up 

to be SUPER EXCITED. the supreme excitement!

FIRED UP to the EXTREME!

I'm going to be rich, I'm JAKKED up!

jakked up by johnagra April 8, 2012