thart

1. To think hard and simultaneously fart all at once.

Whoa... pardon me. The question you asked me caused me to thart. I hope the smell isn't too strong. I do have an answer, though.

by tytuspenn May 11, 2019

thart

A combination of thought and heart as a description of a way to live. Also: the meaning of life.

Weary Traveller: What is the meaning of life oh wise and exalted one?
Crusty Hermit: Well, you see, life...life is a river, and...well...ok...you see, thart.
W.T.: Ah! And all this time...

by Reht Omru Oy February 28, 2005

thart

To use the shitter at work, resulting in just a fart and sitting on average 25 minutes, 4-5 times daily.

Look guys, theres JT heading in for his 4th thart and it still not even noon!!

by foundryRat July 20, 2011

Thartful

The act of leaving a room or moving to a different area when you have to fart so as not to disturb other people.

Alana is not very thartful. She always farts on my pillow.

by Gigi the Gew August 8, 2015

Tharting

when one balances a woman on his back by her breasts, and thrusts forward with force. The woman is thrown forward, over her partners head and the man is likely knocked unconscious by the force of the body hitting his noggin.

After all the tharting that went on back in their room last night, Jane's tits were sore and John had a headache.

During his dry spell, Kevin was so desperate that he didnt even need sex, he would have been fine with just some good tharting.

by Maphead :P September 3, 2008

Thart

Same as a "Brain Fart", meaning a lapse in memory.

I thart I remembered our anniversary date, sweetie, but I was wrong!

by Henry Harmison July 14, 2008

Thart

The feeling that you have to fart but when you try you really shit your pants.

I hope that Russ does not thart in the meeting this morning.

by Jon Sendelbach May 12, 2004