Ivan~ Synonym for Sexy.
Typical Russian~ A person who is born in the vast and great country of Russia. Known for being theives, drunks and soccer hooligans. Bar-fights are a national sport. Second place is the who-can-drink-more vodka-before-passsing-out competition.
usually a jerk but can be the sweetest guy around
body compost of 75% vodka
has an odd obsession with Ak-47, mafia, and techno
-says "blyat" before starting every sentance
-ends sentances with "nahuy"
-parents stay up in the kitchen with their friends drinking...later than youll stay up in your whole life.
-eat;kapusta,kapchonka,perog s makam, borsh, salad olivye, and ookrayeenskiy tort.
-get kicked out of the jcc
-dont go to temple anymore
-see a friend at a store like....marshalls.....t.j.maxx....or cohoes.
-purposly look for clothes or marks on stuff that they can fix when they come home and still get a discount for
-buy something, replace it, and use the old tag from the old thing
-go to gayass new years celebrations at some russian restaraunt or apartment party house with an old russian guy singing balalyka.
-bad accoustic guitar music that all sounds the same.
also the sonova bich can party ALL night and still get A on math sci physucks etc
Typical Russian~ A person who is born in the vast and great country of Russia. Known for being theives, drunks and soccer hooligans. Bar-fights are a national sport. Second place is the who-can-drink-more vodka-before-passsing-out competition.
usually a jerk but can be the sweetest guy around
body compost of 75% vodka
has an odd obsession with Ak-47, mafia, and techno
-says "blyat" before starting every sentance
-ends sentances with "nahuy"
-parents stay up in the kitchen with their friends drinking...later than youll stay up in your whole life.
-eat;kapusta,kapchonka,perog s makam, borsh, salad olivye, and ookrayeenskiy tort.
-get kicked out of the jcc
-dont go to temple anymore
-see a friend at a store like....marshalls.....t.j.maxx....or cohoes.
-purposly look for clothes or marks on stuff that they can fix when they come home and still get a discount for
-buy something, replace it, and use the old tag from the old thing
-go to gayass new years celebrations at some russian restaraunt or apartment party house with an old russian guy singing balalyka.
-bad accoustic guitar music that all sounds the same.
also the sonova bich can party ALL night and still get A on math sci physucks etc
by deleat if gay February 16, 2009
Ivan Is AMAZING.
He is the most handomest boy around.
There isn't a point to living, if Ivan isn't in your life.
Ivan is:
.An excellent Basketball player.
.Athletic.
.Kind.
.Knows how to treat a lady.
.Great in bed.
.very..very Sexy.
What more can i say?
I Love Ivan.
He is the most handomest boy around.
There isn't a point to living, if Ivan isn't in your life.
Ivan is:
.An excellent Basketball player.
.Athletic.
.Kind.
.Knows how to treat a lady.
.Great in bed.
.very..very Sexy.
What more can i say?
I Love Ivan.
by Peice.Of.Candy August 03, 2011
nice,funny kind of guy great personality him and merveille belong with each other and should have never broken up!!
by lovermimi December 03, 2016
Ivan is charming, cute, handsome, and sexy. Ivan is daddy asf, any girl is lucky to have him. He has a gigantic cock, on average it’s about 14 inches. He is amazing in bed, he can last for hours with his amazing stamina.
Girl 1: I can’t feel my legs, Ivan’s sick was 15.5 inches up my ass
Girl 2: damn I had to be in a wheel chair for 2 weeks when I slept with ivan
Girl 3: ivan and I lasted for 7 hours, I’m paralyzed from the waist below
Girl 2: damn I had to be in a wheel chair for 2 weeks when I slept with ivan
Girl 3: ivan and I lasted for 7 hours, I’m paralyzed from the waist below
by Catch em November 23, 2017
The best friend you'll ever have. Likes to box a lot but is a pacifist. Really tall and has pretty big muscles. He'll stick by you through everything and always have your back.
Guy 1: Wow that dude i just talked to seemed like the best person to be friends with ever.
Guy 2: He must be an Ivan.
Guy 2: He must be an Ivan.
by jetpackguy185 November 23, 2018
by Valentin Treskizinski March 24, 2006
Ivan is a funny,hot,chill guy he can seem like an ass but he is a good person, he cute asf, very fuckuble, and has a big dick, he may smoke,vape,or drink but once u get to know him he’s a amazing person at one point everyone is gonna want an Ivan in there life
Girl: Yo did u see that guy he so cute
Other Girl: Yeah that’s Ivan
Girl: I want him to be mine
Other Girl: Girl everyone does
Other Girl: Yeah that’s Ivan
Girl: I want him to be mine
Other Girl: Girl everyone does
by Vikkiii September 02, 2019