Italian greyhound

The dog to have.

Hey what dog do you have? Italian greyhound! Wow you sure are cool

by Ad0lf_hipsterr June 20, 2013

Italian Chocolate Freezie

The act of having nutella licked off of your nuts while having your nipples rubbed with ice cubes.

Guy 1: What's the craziest thing you've ever done in bed?
Guy 2: My girl performed an Italian Chocolate Freezie on me last night.

by heyitsthomas2013 May 18, 2014

Italian consulate

A place where you go if you are desperate to lose time. A place where you go for experiencing red tape in its supreme form. A place where you go if you want to experience administration as it was handled in the 17th century or earlier.

I have too much time today, I guess I'll go to the Italian consulate on Park Avenue.

by groovymanu May 14, 2015

italian love

When you slap someone and while their head is turned backhand them.

My mom gave me Italian love when I didn't finish my homework

by FaZeWiDoW January 26, 2017

Italian

People who can make any food delicious, without having to use sugar

Have you tried that Irish guys dish? Give the recipe to an Italian he will fix it.

by Bullmonkey December 18, 2011

Italian Karate

(n) an ancient art of self-defense and offense used by Italians for generations. Basically, it involves beating the shit out of someone. Then, if they are still coming at you, take out a baseball bat. If they are still coming at you, use a gun. That's it.

Italian karate is a joke, actually. Despite the stereotype, Italians are not all violent and crime-prone. They are hard-working, intelligent people. Viva Italia!!!

by New Jack Swing May 1, 2006

Italian Bullworm

Remember that episode of spongebob called "The Alaskan Bullworm" where that giant worm chased SpongeBob and his gang?
Well, imagine that worm, hairy, resting on an Italian mans crotch.
In other words, a large, fat and hairy Italian penis.

I saw my dad's Italian bullworm in the shower, he NEEDS to shave.

by Savage Styles June 29, 2016