Internetiquette

Socially acceptable behavior on the internet.

He has poor internetiquette. He facebook messaged me just to tell me to go to hell.

by PaperTom April 19, 2009

Internetiquette

The manners that you display in online conversation.

Janie was impressed with Tim's Internetiquette when he asked her to marry him over instant messenger.

Internetiquette phrases include but are not limited to: lol, wtf, rofl, brb, lmao, etc...

by Jacob Sisson January 30, 2006

internets

Somthing that the average joe will never know of. Used only by the secret service and its commanders, the Internets is a top secret way of transfering information around the globe at the speed of light. George W. Bush thought of the idea after consuming a high amount of Coke and Pepsi together, while watching porn on the "Internet"

Bush: Hmmmmmmm, The Internet is too untrustworthy. I must create somthing more powerful............. The Internets!

by Sam Burns July 8, 2006

Internetiquette

Unwritten rules of social networking that should be followed. Failure to do so can lead to the loss of friends and/or seeming like a HUGE creep

"Why does Larry always 'Like' her statuses?"
"No clue, he doesn't have any internetiquette."

by a new direction December 7, 2009

Internetically

I'm not sure, but I use it as a cop-out to avoid going to my son's baseball games.

Billy: Are you coming to my game Dad?
Billy's Father: I can't come to your game physically, but I'll be there internetically.

by Billy's Father August 14, 2005

internets

A web site mocking President Bush's gaffe in a CNBC interview, calling Google, "the Google". In the 2000 Presidential Primary debates he refers to the Internet as "Internets" saying, "There's rumors on the Internets" in response to a question. Video here: youtube.com/watch?v=fezjR zAWa2Q. The web site is: thegoogleontheinternets.com.
"I use the Google to pull up maps. I like see the ranch" -George W. Bush.

"I hear there's rumors on the Internets." -George W. Bush.

by Larrry November 5, 2006

we need moar internets

The result of inserting facebook into the internet hat machine. The end result is something resembling /b/ but with less deprivation and moar uncorrupted lulz.

On the first day, /b/ was created.
On the second day, a lolcat wished for moar internets.
On the third day, a group made the decision that we need moar internets.

by loooooooooooooooooooongcat May 21, 2008