A new type of drug which overrides the senses and abilities of it's users and diverts all their energy into it's useless void
by BigD December 09, 2002
by Anonymous May 29, 2003
Hmmmm.... the fact is that you cannot be reading this without knowing what the internet is so why the fuck are you looking it up?
by superninjapenguin February 10, 2007
A large group of people saying random bullshit to a bunch of random asshats who don't give a flying fuck.
"Oh shit dude, just did my laundry."
"Had to goto the grocery store: I need food!"
"I'm a fucking idiot! Look at me i'm using the internet!"
"Had to goto the grocery store: I need food!"
"I'm a fucking idiot! Look at me i'm using the internet!"
by BallsAss July 02, 2009
The name of our alien overlord. The one that the government uses to control it's people, they keep it in the basement of the White House.
by Meka August 31, 2003
1) A virtual network where people can either conduct e-business or find information.
2) A virtual network where social rejects can act like tough guys and "e-pimps" since their monitor provides protection from the rest of the internet, and the warm glow of the monitor also happens to be the hottest thing they'll ever find in their sex life.
2) A virtual network where social rejects can act like tough guys and "e-pimps" since their monitor provides protection from the rest of the internet, and the warm glow of the monitor also happens to be the hottest thing they'll ever find in their sex life.
1) I need to find out the weather report for tommorow and directions to get to the plaza on the other side of the state, I'll look it up on the internet!
2) Hahz! I just beat you in counter strike which means my penis is larger then yours!
2) Hahz! I just beat you in counter strike which means my penis is larger then yours!
by hatred April 27, 2003