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Internal Monitoring & Enforcement

IME is a better task force than literally the other 4. I really don't give a fuck what skull thinks but I'd rather be doing the epic gamer moves rather than doing the cringe guarding as A-1, lego recontaining and B-7, or participate in a point and click adventure game as S-9. E-11 is cool I guess.
"Wow is that Internal Monitoring & Enforcement?"
"yes"
by Theidelpyro January 19, 2021
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Internal clock

A clock that certain people can set to wake up at a set time, without outside interference. Internal clock can vary the "wake time" the user may wake up at an exact time to the millisecond or within 10 minutes. Results vary per person.
Typically the internal clock will allow the user to wake up with very little drowsiness.

To set the internal clock the user must think of the time for at least 3 seconds. Results vary per person.

*Note: if user ignores his internal clock and goes back to sleep they may be more tired than normal when waking up. Not Suggested!
User: We gotta come in to work early tomorrow and my clock ran out of batterys.
Guy: Don't worry just set your internal clock tonight.

-Next day
User: Worked like a charm. Why do people waste money on alarm clocks.
Guy: Told ya so
by M0D1CA April 7, 2008
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Internal

The feeling you get when your principal (or anyone for that matter) tries to be funny and fails miserably and you are a witness.

Similar to Second Hand Embarrassment.

The most uncomfortable feeling ever, it can only be described as "Internal".
Carly: Seeing JohnDoe dance in front of the whole school was the most uncomfortable thing of my life.

Shannon: No, it was just internal to the extreme, I almost couldn't breathe it was so bad.
by xsarahhx12 January 15, 2011
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Internalized misogyny

distancing and belittling women along with shaming them due to believing your gender is inferior.
"I'm not like THOSE girls."

"I'm one of the guys! Girls are too dramatic and prissy!!!"

"Feminists make me SOO embarrassed to call myself a woman!!"

"Those girls are slutty!"
"Woah calm down with all this internalized misogyny"
by Femsociety June 2, 2015
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*dies internally*

when someone says something so dumb that you are just confused as to how they have made it this far in life
person 1: what do you think of anti-vaxxers?
person 2: i think they might have a point i mean have you seen what they put in those things?
person 1: scientifically approved ingredients?

person 2 exactly we have no idea what those "scientists" put in them.
person 1: *dies internally*
by emeralduser June 19, 2020
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Internal chuckle

Laughing at something mildly humorous in a situation where a chuckle would not be socially acceptable. A very stomachy feeling.
Dude that joke was good, I internal chuckled because I'm at the funeral parlour!!
by Manthejam August 21, 2014
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Internalized Gender Phase

The gender which society as assigned to an individual.
"Much to my chagrin, society has declared me a male. I guess I have now entered the internalized gender phase of my existence."
by zeezer43 June 26, 2021
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