by TreuDat October 23, 2017
Get the Instagram mug.A unit of measurement used by hipsters in which "coolness" is determined. The more "artsy" pictures they can create they cooler they become in the realm of what is hip.
Also, a unit of measurement to determine just how self absorbed, attention needy and undateable some people actually are through the amount of selfies they put on Instagram, as if Facebook isn't enough.
Also, a unit of measurement to determine just how self absorbed, attention needy and undateable some people actually are through the amount of selfies they put on Instagram, as if Facebook isn't enough.
Guy 1- "Whoa! That chick has about 350 selfies on Instagram."
Guy 2- "Yeah, wow, that makes her about a 7.5/10 on the undateable scale. Good luck to anyone stuck with her."
Even though that hipster has put up 200 "art" photos on Instagram that look like they were left out in the sun on the end of a coffee table and substituted as a drink coaster, he's considered the hip of the hipest now by the hipster community.
Guy 2- "Yeah, wow, that makes her about a 7.5/10 on the undateable scale. Good luck to anyone stuck with her."
Even though that hipster has put up 200 "art" photos on Instagram that look like they were left out in the sun on the end of a coffee table and substituted as a drink coaster, he's considered the hip of the hipest now by the hipster community.
by O.G. Junior Mint May 29, 2015
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Usually includes badass moments from a character, as well as photos, and clips that are in tune with the short played song.
These can also be emotional that it can end up leading the viewer shook, after watching.
These can also be emotional that it can end up leading the viewer shook, after watching.
by EazieWeezie December 7, 2018
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I was minding my own business when she turned instacunt on me.
We were getting along just fine, when all of a sudden she went instacunt on me and told me to get the fuck out.
We were getting along just fine, when all of a sudden she went instacunt on me and told me to get the fuck out.
by BizzyBlond October 8, 2009
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Get the Instacrap mug.A person who acts ignorant because he/she has more followers than other people. There a snob and can't find any other way to spend daddy's money than to use it to buy the best phone for nip slips and other stupid ways of getting attention. Because people wouldn't pay attention otherwise. They usually have ass and boob implants because they hate their vagina. They also love songs like let me take a selfie. One of the most repetitive songs the only lyrics being the title name.
"Omg did you see that phone that just came out? Ima use for Instagram. Omg totes gonna become famous.......uhhh retweet......hashtag..........uhhhhhh....I eat chipotle everyday. "Your a Instagram whore"
by The undying truth of the web October 11, 2015
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