Insta-bj

A blowjob that one doesn't really have to work for.

Jared got an insta-bj from that fat ugly bitch. He only said a few words to her.

by tm84 May 14, 2009

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Jenny (Insta)

A girl sends nudes to you whenever you ask her to. No matter whether at work, at home or in public.

Look over there, that girl is a real "Jenny (Insta)"!
Yesterday i asked a Girl for nudes and she send some, she is a "Jenny (Insta)"!

by TheFunnyGamer March 02, 2020

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The action of scrolling through instagram while pooping.

by Mama_Jess November 27, 2016

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when you see someone or something and instantly know you dont like them.

see i just met them and they insta-hate me!

by irishr3dneck March 12, 2011

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to instanly jizz at the sight, taste, feel, etc of something.

Damn, I saw that chick and I insta-jizzed.

by 1337er than you July 22, 2005

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When a single male with no children dates a girl that already has kids.

Fernando: "Did you see Joel is dating that girl with a 10 year old son?"
DeeJay: "Whoa. Insta-fam!"

by DeeJayMC December 19, 2006

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A stiffy obtained merely from seeing a bangin chick.

Phil: "Dude, Denise gave me such an insta-boner last night!"
Connor: "Dude thats my mom!"

by Aakash P December 22, 2011

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