insta-nut

Someone who is so incredibly sexy, that they make you instantaniously nut your self, otherwise known as an insta-nut

Damn, that girl was such an insta-nut

by leeper September 4, 2008

Insta baddie

A super cool person who basically famous on Instagram and is basically a bad bitch. An insta baddie rarely smiles because they are that cool. Their posts consist of mainly selfies or mirror selfies with cool sunglasses or with a drink consisting of a straw in their mouth

That girl is such an insta baddie!
Your post from yesterday is so insta baddie.

by instabaddie June 22, 2018

Insta cop

to buy something extremely quickly, usually in an instant

*sees RTX 3080 in stock for an above average price in 2020
"Insta cop mate"
*buys it

by negro busboi January 17, 2021

Insta-Creep

An automatic designation for any individual of upstanding social or economic status, regardless of age, who somehow chooses to romantically engage another who is younger by 30 years or more.

Oh, that's just Nas-T...he's got to be at least 35 years younger; not only does she probably taste like a prune-pit--that makes him an Insta-Creep! Unless she's loaded, in which case it's totally cool...

by YAWA October 30, 2019

Insta-bj

A blowjob that one doesn't really have to work for.

Jared got an insta-bj from that fat ugly bitch. He only said a few words to her.

by tm84 May 14, 2009

Insta-Regret

Regretting something almost immediately after it happens. Usually leaves you wondering why you did what you just did.

Often occurs after text messages, sent e-mails, and that last drink you shouldn't have had.

"You probably shouldn't drink any more of that tequila, I bet you'll insta-regret it."

"Shut up, don't tell me what to do! (takes a swig) ...Ahh crap, I feel nauseous."

by The Luke Man October 10, 2009

Insta-pooping

The action of scrolling through instagram while pooping.

I caught my husband insta-pooping.

by Mama_Jess November 27, 2016