The uncontrollable sexual urge that happens when you can't do anything about it. Could be in an elevator. Could be on a plane. Could be when your partner is unavailable. There exists a vast number of situations where horniness could be considered very inconvenient.
When I was at Memaws funeral I had such a bout of inconvenient horniness that even the pastor looked good.
by Kat'O9 July 30, 2022
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A more insidious form of weaponized incompetence wherein lack of voluntary control over urination or defecation is wielded with the intent to manipulate others in one's selfish interest.
Old dude: "Come downstairs and hand me the goddamn remote. It's on the chair right there."
Oppressed grandniece: "Do it yourself—I'm on the phone!!"
Old dude: "Okay. I'll be shittin' my pants while I'm at it. And there's no pad under me either this time."
Oppressed grandniece: "I'm done with the weaponized incontinence!! You're headed to a hospice care facility tomorrow morning you son of a bitch."
Oppressed grandniece: "Do it yourself—I'm on the phone!!"
Old dude: "Okay. I'll be shittin' my pants while I'm at it. And there's no pad under me either this time."
Oppressed grandniece: "I'm done with the weaponized incontinence!! You're headed to a hospice care facility tomorrow morning you son of a bitch."
by smacky.jack July 2, 2023
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"the girls in the toilets are a real fucking inconvenience" - me and every other female that enters that toilet.
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Get the inconceited mug.n. Condition of someone having morals, possibly even very fine ones, but tending to leak or spill them at times, often under the influence of alcohol or other substances. Creates an offensive, embarrassing odour and requires washing.
Some would argue that those who display moral incontinence don't actually have morals any more but merely remember them well.
Some would argue that those who display moral incontinence don't actually have morals any more but merely remember them well.
That prank in the nightclub was another fine display of moral incontinence.
I'm afraid that over the years the dear Captain has become morally incontinent.
I'm afraid that over the years the dear Captain has become morally incontinent.
by Cotedor July 28, 2009
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Nurse: "He has been incontinent since he arrived 20 years ago, what do you expect?"
Redneck "Incontinental? I did not know you had incontinental breakfast in here."
Nurse: "He has been incontinent since he arrived 20 years ago, what do you expect?"
Redneck "Incontinental? I did not know you had incontinental breakfast in here."
by Don August 13, 2004
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