ichabod crane

During doggy-style anal penetration, smashing a pumpkin over your partner's head at the moment of climax. May result in paralysis or death.

Guy 1: Why is there jack-0-lantern goo all over the living room carpet?
Guy 2: Dude, I was banging the hell out of this chick over the arm of the sofa when I totally ichabod craned her.
Guy 1: Happy Halloween, bee-yotch!

by Washingtonirving666 August 5, 2008

ichabod is itchy

Derrogatory term often used by lesbians referring to males trying lame pick-up lines on them.

well...it appears that Ichabod is itchy

by RexDeus October 29, 2006

ichabod

A strap-on penis or dildo.

Whose turn is it to strap-on ichabod?

by ted December 12, 2004

Ghetto ichat

Wanting but not having an instant messenger application, so to recreate the experience, going on chatroulette and clicking "next" until you and your friend find each other.

"Yo, I'm going to be at my grandmas house this weekend, and she wont let me download aim...wanna try ghetto ichat?"

"Miles and I tried ghetto ichat for like 2 hours last night, but we never found each other... only about 7,000 dicks."

by ccfornever May 19, 2010

ichabod

A guy with a very small penis.

Forget that motion of the ocean shit girlfriend! You ain't getting anywhere with Ichabod in the boat!

by Sandy29 August 17, 2006

ichae

A person who is very good at sports and is in general a very kind person

You are a ichae person

by Asamanamadumalama April 19, 2021

inchaling

verb: 1.to eat quickly. 2.A mixture between inhaling and chewing your food. derived from inchale.

man 1: Wow! Dude your inchaling your food!
man 2: I know dude. I am so hungary.

by Tim Tim October 4, 2006