Iceland

An island country north or europe. Also a pretty crappy supermarket in the UK.

"I'm a bit thirsty.. I think I'll go to Iceland and buy a 2 litre bottle of Coke, drink a bit of it then hurl the rest at passers by"

by IkeM October 11, 2003

Icelandic volcano

a Nordic man's orgasm

Thor experienced the biggest Icelandic volcano when he looked at pictures of Helga pulling up her socks.

by Janie Blooms April 17, 2010

Iceland

Iceland is without doubt the best country in the world. Try reading some brochures(sp?) About it.

Yo i went to iceland this summer and i had this coolest frostbite!

by Hlyn Eyb September 15, 2003

icelandic facemask

the act of shitting in a bag flattening it in to a pancake shape and freezing it. then when the victim is asleep take it out of the bag and rest it on there face. it will slowly melt by the morning when it is fully thawed out it will form a mask of faeces.

last night craig gave me the worst icelandic facemask ever.

by craig T shaw March 21, 2008

incel

Abbreviated term for the compound 'Involuntary Celibate'. In Darwinian terms a person deemed 'least fit to reproduce', manifested in social terms as someone unable to copulate due to the absence of even a single willing partner. More typically male than female. Hangs around on internet forums generally blaming females for this undesirable condition. Unable to compete on the level playing field of sexual equality can be seen clamouring for a return to the middle ages where all that was needed to nab a woman was two cows and a quarter acre. Could be considered a 'Darwinian loser' whose gene pool is facing extinction unless they address negative personality traits and/or get into physical condition necessary for attraction to opposite sex.

Woman: He's nice enough but he identifies as one of those incels.

Friend: Stay away from him. That's akin to announcing oneself as an unreformable loser.

by YoungCarl November 17, 2017

Icelandic geiser

The grand dick of some Icelandic person.
"In Iceland we call that Icelandic Geiser"

"Oh that's a big dick"
"In Iceland we call that Icelandic Geiser"

by Kasmie December 5, 2014

Icelandic leaf blower

the act of cumming in ones own mouth and power blowing it into the another ones vagina

she was bored so i gave her the Icelandic leaf blower, and that spiced things up.

by humbebe April 14, 2021