1. An MP3 Player. More expensive than most, if not all, other players in the market.
2. Scheme by Apple to take over youth.
2. Scheme by Apple to take over youth.
I hate "iPoods". They cost too much and are unreliable. I got this Rio 5 GB for 60 dollars less than a 4 GB iPod.
You know, some people might just hate iPods. Lots of people can afford them. I just hate them.
Brainwashing!
You know, some people might just hate iPods. Lots of people can afford them. I just hate them.
Brainwashing!
by iPod hater September 25, 2005
Acronym: Intellectual Pretender Orating Derivatives.
A person, often a student, who has not developed any unique intellectualisms but will bombastically offer plagiarised arguments and opinions, or repeat verbatim any number of literary quotes or philosophies without any real understanding of them.
Much like the actual iPod media device, which plays back music or video that has been stored on it, but does not create new media by itself, an iPod in the human sense, stores information, but does not have the propensity for the creation of unique intellectual opinion. Could also be described as a Faux-losopher.
A person, often a student, who has not developed any unique intellectualisms but will bombastically offer plagiarised arguments and opinions, or repeat verbatim any number of literary quotes or philosophies without any real understanding of them.
Much like the actual iPod media device, which plays back music or video that has been stored on it, but does not create new media by itself, an iPod in the human sense, stores information, but does not have the propensity for the creation of unique intellectual opinion. Could also be described as a Faux-losopher.
The scene from Good Will Hunting between Will and Clark in the Harvard bar is a great example of Clark being an iPod.
Will: Of course that's your contention. You're a first-year grad student; you just got finished reading some Marxian historian, Pete Garrison probably. You're gonna be convinced of that 'till next month when you get to James Lemon. Then you're going to be talking about how the economies of Virginia and Pennsylvania were entrepreneurial and capitalist way back in 1740. That's gonna last until next year; you're gonna be in here regurgitating Gordon Wood, talkin' about, you know, the pre-revolutionary utopia and the capital-forming effects of military mobilization...
Clark: Well, as a matter of fact, I won't, because Wood drastically underestimates the impact of social...
Will: See, the sad thing about a guy like you is... that you dropped 150 grand on a f***in' education you could have got for a dollar fifty in late charges at the public library!
Will: Of course that's your contention. You're a first-year grad student; you just got finished reading some Marxian historian, Pete Garrison probably. You're gonna be convinced of that 'till next month when you get to James Lemon. Then you're going to be talking about how the economies of Virginia and Pennsylvania were entrepreneurial and capitalist way back in 1740. That's gonna last until next year; you're gonna be in here regurgitating Gordon Wood, talkin' about, you know, the pre-revolutionary utopia and the capital-forming effects of military mobilization...
Clark: Well, as a matter of fact, I won't, because Wood drastically underestimates the impact of social...
Will: See, the sad thing about a guy like you is... that you dropped 150 grand on a f***in' education you could have got for a dollar fifty in late charges at the public library!
by theredking April 27, 2010
1. A series of multimedia players produced by Apple.
2. The reason many teens are broke.
3. The piece of modern technology that is seen by the ignorant as 'cool.'
4. One of tho reasons Playboy is going out of business. The other being the internet.
2. The reason many teens are broke.
3. The piece of modern technology that is seen by the ignorant as 'cool.'
4. One of tho reasons Playboy is going out of business. The other being the internet.
1. "Wow! My ipod can play music and movies and pictures, except it's crap cause I have to spend hours converting my .avi to .mp4, dont forget to specify .mp4(ipod)...
2. "Holy Hell! This piece of shiny plastic and circuits cost $450? It couldn't have cost apple that much to make it!"
3. "I totally walked around the mall with some generic white earbuds in and got seven girl's phone numbers... and one from some Indian dude."
4. "Woah. Thanks to Apple, I have a portable media player with twenty-four hours of downloaded porn! I will never be pornless, because of no acess to a computer, again!!!"
2. "Holy Hell! This piece of shiny plastic and circuits cost $450? It couldn't have cost apple that much to make it!"
3. "I totally walked around the mall with some generic white earbuds in and got seven girl's phone numbers... and one from some Indian dude."
4. "Woah. Thanks to Apple, I have a portable media player with twenty-four hours of downloaded porn! I will never be pornless, because of no acess to a computer, again!!!"
by Brad113 December 15, 2008
I own the 60gig video Ipod.
Anyway it does suck in terms of w hat you can do. Itunes is pathetic,and if oyu actually buy fucking mp3's then you deserved whatever bankrupcy you had to file.. Geezjust download and install ipod linux then just download ymp3's for free, and yes you can still do it.
Ipod is only a mp3 player, and I would have to say it isn't the best.
Anyway does pisses me off that I can't add my damn anime on it unless I reformat it into a .mp4 which is inefficient as a media player...
.avi is a waaay better more efficient codec,
and also I'm black and I never lived near a suburb. My neighborhood is dangerous but hey so is life.
Anyway for all you suburban whites. Stop insulting us!!!
also yeah Ipod is over advertise and I hate the bastards who support Apple.. I don't care if they buy an Ipod as long as they don't clal a mp3 player an Ipod. Also I only have hatred for those who like Macintosh.
pisses me off... Seriously.
Anyway it does suck in terms of w hat you can do. Itunes is pathetic,and if oyu actually buy fucking mp3's then you deserved whatever bankrupcy you had to file.. Geezjust download and install ipod linux then just download ymp3's for free, and yes you can still do it.
Ipod is only a mp3 player, and I would have to say it isn't the best.
Anyway does pisses me off that I can't add my damn anime on it unless I reformat it into a .mp4 which is inefficient as a media player...
.avi is a waaay better more efficient codec,
and also I'm black and I never lived near a suburb. My neighborhood is dangerous but hey so is life.
Anyway for all you suburban whites. Stop insulting us!!!
also yeah Ipod is over advertise and I hate the bastards who support Apple.. I don't care if they buy an Ipod as long as they don't clal a mp3 player an Ipod. Also I only have hatred for those who like Macintosh.
pisses me off... Seriously.
by lordblazer August 15, 2006
by jess hanch & nikkii rodrigues July 11, 2008
Apple's market-leading music player, offering huge quantities of storage with an incredibly intuitive and simple interface and a sleek design.
See iPod 4G
See iPod 4G
I have an iPod. Need I say more?
by Carlos Net August 14, 2004
An extremely large hard drive for music or extremely small hard drive for movies with an extremely small battery life and some p.o.s. software. The ipod is overly priced and will break witin the first year of you owning it. The ipod touch and iPhone are especialy prone to breaking with a fragile screen that WILL CRACK no matter how carefull you are with it. The software will not like a Microsoft Windows PC and will end up dying as a result of a software malfunction, or damaged hardware... Baisicly it will die no matter what.
Jack: hey i just got an iPod to go with my new macbook
Ethan: You know they will both die within the year, rite
Jack: WTF is it doing
Ethan: Oh look at that... it just died. I tryed to tell you apple products were inferiour.
Ethan: You know they will both die within the year, rite
Jack: WTF is it doing
Ethan: Oh look at that... it just died. I tryed to tell you apple products were inferiour.
by *8* November 20, 2009