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Hyperactive Man Saga

A fictional superhero universe created by a couple of very bored high school kids with a very... um... unique sense of humor.

A brief synopsis of the involved superheroes and how they got their powers:

The Hyper Heroes - Fighting For the Glory of Good
Hyperactive Man: Struck by special lightning.
HellMan: Murdered and went to Hell, but made a deal with Satan to avenge his death in return for supernatural powers.
Dr. Pepper: Exposed to radioactive fumes after exploding a uranium bomb made from the eponymous soft drink.
Nose-Lick Boy: Snorted a black radioactive substance thinking it was cocaine.
Captain Obvious: Spilled radioactive goo on his telephone while working as a telemarketer.

The Terrorizers - Dedicated to Destroy
Berserker Man: Performed nightmarish experiments on himself in his basement.
Polish Sausage Man: Ate a polish sausage which had been exposed to unique radioactive chemicals.
Polish Sausage Boy: The offspring of Polish Sausage Man after he got his powers.
Semen Man: Had sex with a couple who had been exposed to unstable chemicals.
Junk Man: Ate a purple sandwich out of a dumpster that had been exposed to radioactive chemicals.
Person 1 - "We're the creators of the Hyperactive Man saga."
Person 2 - "The Hyperactive Man Saga? What the fuck is that?"
Person 1 - "Allow me to explain..."
by hyperactive_man February 21, 2009
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Hyperaid

1.) A most vile concoction. Where one mixes Kool Aid powder with their preferred energy drink (Rockstar, Monster, etc...). Alcohol may also be added, but is not suggested as even one shot of alcohol added to the already lethal amounts of caffeine will make a drink stronger than a four loko.

2.) Basically, Crystal meth in liquid form.
Damn, I wanna try something stronger than weed, but I don't wanna shoot or snort anything.

Let's make some hyperaid!
by Ass McFaggerson March 10, 2011
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Hyperactive horseplay

When you energized to a curiosity, that you begin enticing signals to another and mediationly jerk off to the idea.
She’s a real tease for me, she can break me down til I’m bustin a nut 4 hours into Hyperactive horseplay
by Titus dyfilid February 18, 2019
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HyperPwner

Possibly the greatest game player of all time. Mess with him and he will possibly anal rape you so hard you will shit out of your mouth. Watch out.
"Holy Crap! Its a HyperPwner! Best stay clear of him or he might anal rape you!"
by Andrewrc33 July 24, 2009
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hyperwebsteria

When you have verbomania from reading too much esoteric stuff and you start rattling off sesqipedalian words, idioms, quotations, movie dialogue etc. i.e. you become a walking encylopedia.

variation: go hyperwebster
I was browing for trivia on the 'net, when, all of a sudden I had a mind-expanding experience and got hyperwebsteria and couldn't stop from being a talking World Almanac all night.
by sgk1961 June 15, 2010
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Hyperanglicize

Strongly emphasizing the "whiteness" or European (Anglo) characteristics of something, usually villains in movies.
Movies are replete with white villains, but sometimes producers hyperanglicize them by placing strong emphasis on characteristics strongly associated with canonical white culture. For example, British accents in villains are abundant even when the movie takes place in the US. Actors who play villains may already have anglo features such blue eyes or blond hair, but producers want to be sure these features do not go unnoticed and so are hyperanglicized by making them extra-blue (e.g., the colonel in Avatar) or extra-blonde (e.g., Gary Busey in Lethal Weapon).
by FigurinOutLife October 27, 2010
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hyperamnesia

a condition in which one forgets about something too much; a state of great oblivion.
He forgets about everything; perhaps, he is a victim of hyperamnesia.
by uttam maharjan March 11, 2010
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