Hefty

Heavy, bulky

''Pollok, yer a hefty bastard''

by Brendan April 7, 2003

hefty midget

A sexual act usually consisting of 3 people. Two regular size people one male and one female and one midget(usually male)and a goat. All human partners cover their bodies in bacon grease. When all are covered the regular size male inserts the midgets head into his female partner's anus (It is recommended that she is bent over). At this point the midget squeaks creating a vibrating sensation in the woman's rectum. The male still holding the midget up at this point then grabs the goat and mounts it. The mounted goat may kick or may not depending of course on how furiously it is mounted. The male then gently lays the midgets rear down in front of the goat's mouth his head still inserted in the woman's anus. The midget now getting it's anus licked by the goat begins to squeak more making the woman truly satisfied. The male having already inserted his penis into the goat begins singing the theme song from charles in charge. Finally the male ejaculates on the goat. The woman releases a steady stream of fecal matter onto the midgets head, the goat stops licking the midget. The midget then pop's his head out of the woman, every inch of the midget's head and parts of his left shoulder covered completely in feces.

Mike: So I had a hot date last night.

Sebastion: Oh yeah? Did you give her a hefty midget?

Mike: You know it brosef.

Sebastion: Yeah I'm into goats.

by mikew September 7, 2008

huffy puffy

Another word for angry. Someone who gets bitchy and whines about anything.
(Often used by someone who is calm towards someone who is a little upset)

Quaneesha: GOD-DAAAAAYAM, I's be outta colt fo-tay fiiiiiiiive, didchu draaaaank mah last fo-tay?!
John: Oh, yeah I think I did. Sorry, I'll buy some more.
Quaneesha: AWWWWWW FUCKIN SONABEEEEAAAATCH! I wuz needin me sum of dat shizzzz, cuz mah waaaah-eeeave be makin mah heeeead hurt!
John: OK geez, don't get all huffy puffy with me.
Quaneesha: Wha da heeeeeeeeeell?? Wha duz dat sheeeeeet mean? YOU BE RACIST!
John: There you go, gettin all huffy puffy again.
Quaneesha: Fuck dis shiz , go get me mah fo-tay, playa!

by TheOrangeKrushOne March 29, 2004

Huffy

A huffy is when you shove your head up a butthole and sing opera.

"I was so deep into that huffy."

by T_swizzle December 21, 2013

Hefty

A Pollok term meaning large, a lot, very. Actually coming to think about it nobody has a f*cking clue what hefty actually means

"That's a hefty meaty Stane!"

by Arrogant Shite April 6, 2003

Hefty Heave Ho

This is when one breaks up with a significant other and gathers all their possessions in a garbage bag...a Hefty and dumps it out on the street.

Are you still dating Mark?

No, I gave him the Hefty heave ho days ago.

by DOTK October 28, 2009

Haufty

1. Someone that looks or sounds extra sexy.

"Hey man did you see that girl? Yeah man she looked so fricken haufty."

"I was at the cafe today and met this girl her voice was so haufty it could make angels sing."

by Belvast October 10, 2011