Pregnancy Hike

A short, easy hike that a pregnant woman in her third-trimester could reasonably handle.

"Josh and Shari hiked a pregnancy hike today. Except they're not pregnant."

"You're only hiking 2 miles? That's what we call a pregnancy hike."

by Snazzled March 30, 2010

Poop Hiker

When you take a crap out the window in a moving car and it hits a hitchhiker

Oh crap I hit a hitchhiker guess he is a Poop Hiker

by Teddy butt October 19, 2016

gay hike

a group of naked guys hiking in a straight line with their dicks in the asshole of the guy in front of them

My boy scout troop went on a gay hike in Arkansas last July.

by Blak Steve September 14, 2017

French Hiker Syndrome

A Natural occurring phenomenon where a French person taking part in any semi-strenuous activity will complain within minutes of the activity's starting, often during hikes.
Known remedies include : resting, cheese, and giving up.
Not to be confused with french cries

Pierre : My legs hurt, who chose this hike ?!
Moira : I think Pierre is coming down with a case of French Hiker Syndrome again

by ricardo_vic March 21, 2021

Dragon Skin Hike

Dragon Skin is a 3 night hike for Venturers in NSW, over easter. It involves hiking, doing activities, partying, fires, moshes, movies, making friends and hugs.

You may also attempt the mysterious Tri-Challenge, only attempted by the best of Venturers.

So what did you do for Easter?

I went to Dragon Skin Hike, Also known as dragon skin

by chaserx April 18, 2010

take a hike mike

When mike pisses you off to much, you just have to tell him to leave - derived from take a swim Pim. Is multi-functional, can be used to tell anybody seriously or affectionately to fuck right off.

Person 1 - Isnt it time to go home ben? You've had 10 pints.

Person 2 - Take a hike mike, im in this for the whitey.

by mikethehiker February 21, 2017

the hitch hiker's guide to the galaxy

the worlds best book series that has the disadvantage of having a horrible movie assosiated with it

the pangalatic gargle blaster

by CaPTiaN TaCo July 6, 2005