by BestKindOfMess_ April 7, 2021
Get the Hottest man alive mug.A cute play off of the "Lochness monster". A hotness monster is a man or woman who is sizzling and near unattainable. He/she is the royalty of hotness. (Origin: Ottawa, Canada)
by Jeanne August 26, 2004
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a very hot guy who you are practically in love with. he usually is the love of your life, even if he does not know it. however he can just be a crush.
A: i have a new hottness monster, Jim on the football team
B: wow, and i thought that i was wishy washy! i guess i am just jealous that i am not in love too...
B: wow, and i thought that i was wishy washy! i guess i am just jealous that i am not in love too...
by ary_luv March 5, 2009
Get the hottness monster mug.A male restaurant employee who targets hostesses as the object of their affection.
This often leads to awkward situations in the workplace due to workplace hierarchies, age differences, and the spreading of rumours. Relationships can be more sexual and casual in nature (i.e. hookups) or more serious and long term. In any case, being a hostess hunter can be quite risky, since it can damage one’s professional reputation, and often ends with the hostess being collateral damage.
This often leads to awkward situations in the workplace due to workplace hierarchies, age differences, and the spreading of rumours. Relationships can be more sexual and casual in nature (i.e. hookups) or more serious and long term. In any case, being a hostess hunter can be quite risky, since it can damage one’s professional reputation, and often ends with the hostess being collateral damage.
by saw2015 September 7, 2016
Get the hostess hunter mug.That man is hottness
by Real Hottness September 11, 2018
Get the Hottness mug.When a man or a woman appears hotter because of the context he/she is viewed in. When the context is remove the person may appear less attractive.
Examples include:
Cheerleaders
Firefighters
Stippers
Examples include:
Cheerleaders
Firefighters
Stippers
Guy Number 1: Dude that girl's smokin'
Guy Number 2: Dude it's only contextual hotness, trust me i've seen her out of the uniform, shes ugly upclose.
Guy Number 2: Dude it's only contextual hotness, trust me i've seen her out of the uniform, shes ugly upclose.
by supernerdpp August 5, 2010
Get the Contextual Hotness mug.When the back of someones head looks more attractive than their actual face does, resulting in a feeling of disappointment
Guy 1: Damn dude that gurl looks hot as hell, let's see if she turns around
Guy 2: ah shit false alarm, we got ourselves some backhead hotness
Guy 2: ah shit false alarm, we got ourselves some backhead hotness
by uraveragerandy April 25, 2014
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