Hot pocket

Sexy or very cute small gay man. Typically under 5'6" tall & thin or very fit. Cute compact gay

Check out that hot pocket. I think I'll stick him in my pocket and take him home.

by The Blonde One June 15, 2020

hot pocket

when a girl opens her viginia and the guy takes a shit in the pocket making a hot pocket

looks like you got hot pocketed

Jerry is hot pocketing his girl

by Ryan Noblaze May 16, 2006

hot pocket

tingiling feeling between the leg and ankle..
usally caused by skateboarding

Chris:I just got hot pocket landing wrong on the 8 stair
John:Ha stupid shit take your shoes off.

by "BUM" February 8, 2010

Hot Pocket

A white guy who wears a red hat all the time who is an asshole.

Aleks: Jordan is such a Hot Pocket.
James: Yup.

by Aleksandr Marchant Vitalyevich February 17, 2014

Hot Pockets

The term used to identify individuals with any one of a number of venereal diseases.

Marcy went to the clinic, and before she even saw the doctor, everyone knew she had hot pockets.

by The Naked Klown May 25, 2008

hot pocket

the act of shitting in your hand and proceeding to masterbate with the stated hand.

Ethan gave himself a hot pocket then cried himself to sleep

by c-town July 5, 2004

Hot Pocket

When you put taco bell mild/hot sauce on your dick and fuck a girl. Her vag turns into a hot pocket.

Guy: "Surprise, bitch! Hot pocket!"

Girl: "FIRE IN MY VAG"

by Fratty Brah October 14, 2013