by Kizuel April 4, 2005
1. One of the bony, permanent, hollow paired growths, often curved and pointed, that project from the upper part of the head of certain mammals, as cattle, sheep, goats, or antelopes.
2. A synonym for penis, named after the similarities to the first definition. Both are hard, permanent, curved and pointed.
3. An instrument for making a noticeable sound, often used on vehicles such as cars, motorcycles, bicycles, etc.
4. A trumpet.
5. A symbol of power or strength.
2. A synonym for penis, named after the similarities to the first definition. Both are hard, permanent, curved and pointed.
3. An instrument for making a noticeable sound, often used on vehicles such as cars, motorcycles, bicycles, etc.
4. A trumpet.
5. A symbol of power or strength.
Bob: "I saw his huge animal with horns on the road, so I instinctively honked on the horn while putting some pressure on the breaks. I stopped a few inches short of it--the bastard didn't move the whole time--and hopped out to lecture it on road safety. It looked so cute that I whipped out my horn and began making anal love to it, while I belched out some notes from a horn I always carry around with me--yeah, I'm kinky like dat!
Jim: Dude... you are the greatest horn in history!
Jim: Dude... you are the greatest horn in history!
by drunkenbeaverexploitationsects(FRATZ) January 22, 2007
by Tomtay January 2, 2012
Yo bitty, work my horn.
Erin totally worked my horn last night.
Little kids work their pre pubescent horn.
Took a pic of my horn and sent it to this bitty.
My horn is horny.
Erin totally worked my horn last night.
Little kids work their pre pubescent horn.
Took a pic of my horn and sent it to this bitty.
My horn is horny.
by FUPA PENETRATOR July 8, 2011
{Gordie}: Hey Craig, want a horn?
{Craig}: Sure!
{Gordie}: Grab us a coupla horns out of the fridge; dad doesn't need to know.
{Craig}: Sure!
{Gordie}: Grab us a coupla horns out of the fridge; dad doesn't need to know.
by Telephony April 28, 2018
A slang term used to describe a pipe used for smoking almost any types of drugs including Weed, Crack, Meth, and any others.
by Dave H.... August 23, 2007
Verb: to be horny in the morning; to be mentally or physically aroused before getting out of bed. Non-gender specific term, so both men and women can engage in horning.
Look at my roommate with a huge stiffy under his sheets... he is totally horning this morning! Instead of getting out of bed in the morning, she decided to lay there a few extra minutes horning over the boy she met that weekend.
by kels83 January 3, 2012