Mt Hormones

It is a sacred place located on an indian motherfucker. he jizzes offf to it every night. Once he was having a wank his dad came and gave him a spank.

Look at those Mt Hormones about to blow.

by SKULLCRUSHR August 18, 2019

Hormone goggles

When you are attracted to an ugly person because of raging hormones. Otherwise you would never look twice at them, but now you want them.

Person 1: He is SO sexy!
Person 2: are you crazy? look at him again..
person 1: oh no, it must have been hormone goggles.

by heartx3jess February 18, 2009

Hormones

Moans of the whore

I can hear your hormones from over here.

by Beatbogger July 12, 2011

Hormanal

when a man is forced by circumstance to act like a woman with PMS, a bitchy, moody man

Glenn is moody today, he's hormanal.

by Ronaldann April 21, 2010

hormotional

Being overly emotional due to pregnancy hormones, especially in regards to significant others' perceived indifference.

Not to be confused with whoremotional.

Betty: I don"t understand why you had to throw fireworks at me AND THE BABY!

Joe: Stop being so hormotional, it was funny!

by Pregosaurus May 5, 2010

Hormonster

The result of one's hormones taking over control of their mind and body.

When Murray's system over-produces testosterone, he turns into a hormonster.

by Angie Jane September 12, 2010

hormoshima

the state in which a person is so sexually frustrated that his/her hormones are kept inside the body for so long that they behave like a bomb ready to explode and release their hormones

"Boy that married woman at the club sure was a hormoshima."

"Remember your friend? Yeah, the one that broke up with her boyfriend like 10 months ago? She totally pulled a hormoshima on me last night!"

by namesarefuckedup November 6, 2011