grab the hoover

Same as grab the vacuum meaning the act of masturbation. This act involves a man loving himself too much till his seed is released.

Dude she is so hot!!!! I am gonna grab the hoover, I'll brb after like 2 mins max.

by Aliroth June 21, 2006

HorVert

An insult used in high school physics classes.

You're such a HorVert!!!

by BoyhoodKid64 April 2, 2009

Hoover Crafting

Occurs when one farts in bed causing the sheets to float up and make the bed look like the bottom of a hover craft.

Matt: Dude I could hear you farting all night last night
Erik: Ya man I went hoover crafting last night

by Kochie June 23, 2012

Hoover boof

When you stick a tooter up your pooper and vaccuum the drug into your anus. A mix between snorting and boofing.

After Johnny dealt out the lines, Janice dropped trough, grabbed a McDonald's straw, and Hoover boofed a rockstar.

by Jimmy Boofit November 5, 2019

Hoover Middle School

It's a school full of thots, assholes and fakes...it's a school thats shity about rules. In my opinion I would say be gone thot but there is to many.. there are fake gangsters and all kinds of shit... I recommend to not go to Hoover Middle School

Hoover Middle School is the definition of the fake drug addict

by LilVoiceCrack69 January 23, 2020

suck it like a Hoover

To suck dick(i.e. give oral sex to a man) with so much vigorousness and expertise, that it feels sooo good to him and it makes him feel like his Big John was being sucked by a human Hoover vaccum cleaner.

Nick D: Jesus McFucking Christ, my bitch was really sucking it like a Hoover last night, that when she was finished, I was cumming up a storm in her face that made her blind for a while and she even left a hickey all over my holy muscle of love!





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by Mark H September 30, 2004

Larry Hoover

A Larry Hoover is when you leave a turd in the toilet without flushing.

Common other uses:

- Leaving a turd in a random public toilet
- Leaving a turd in a persons house

Man I so Larry Hoovered that keggar last night!

by Tsagnasty December 28, 2011