Howling Fantods

A stage 4 case of the heebie jeebies.

Realizing that, after all this time, as I approach the end of this 981 page novel with 97 pages of footnotes, as much as I have loved every run-on sentence and obscure pharmacological reference I still cannot coherently answer the frequently-asked and painfully-simple airplane-seatmate question "what's it about?" has giving me a serious case of the howling fantods.

by rgoogin May 4, 2010

hooking

to turn a trick (sell body for money)
the task that a hook(er) performs.

i heard your mom's been hooking to put you through school.

by e-fu December 19, 2003

hooking it

DC Metro Area term for the act of masterbation

I walked in on my roommate hooking it to porn.

by SnaykByte March 20, 2007

internet hooligan

the type of people who talk tough online but don't want to say it in others' faces.

1: hey, you're an asshole!
2: why don't you get out of your damn chair and say it to my face?
1: uh... you suck...
2: fuck off, you internet hooligan

by KRHimself August 26, 2005

Hooping

Placing an foreign item or object in your rectum in an attempt to smuggle it into a location.

Gerald was caught hooping cigarettes into the Penn again.

by Brody Anderson December 9, 2018

hooking down

To hook up with someone of lower social status and/or attractiveness level.

(A few girls are looking at facebook)
"Ew, that guy is so fugly"
"OMG. him and I were hooking down last night at the club"

by MC Betches March 10, 2009

Hooking Down

The opposite of hooking up, characterized by a noticeable lack of intimate touching, lack of goosebumps and or chills, excessive amount of spooning and pillow talk, and occasional frumpiness. In terms of sexual baseball nomenclature, it would be considered a bunt.

Christian: "Did my eyes deceive me, or did I see Andrew hooking up with that girl from Iowa!"

Derek: "You are indeed mistaken sir, she is far too sober. Those two are definitely hooking down tonight"

by Carter A. Jenkens July 30, 2010