Honkeycunt Mullet

When a black guy farts a juicy one in a plastic bag and puts it over a girls head, then hits her so hard she farts and passes out and then fucks her. Then after gives her a mullet while shes passed out,after she awakes he punches out her front teeth with brass knuckles. Usually she dies.

bob: Dude, i didn't know I'd kill Janie after giving her a Honkeycunt Mullet.

Ashley: Oh my god. I didnt think i would survive that Honkeycunt Mullet, lets do it again.

by Spensabertooth May 6, 2009

Honkeytonk

The sound made when a truck hits a donkey.

That truck hit the donkey so hard i herd "Honkeytonk"!

by Definitely Not Rassem May 28, 2006

honkeypants

the type of pants you wear when you need to eat pie and you want to chase dorathy and todo around

Im so high i feel like mr. honkeypants

by Monkeyshiner January 22, 2004

monkeyman

hairy male that has long arms and it good at climbing.

hey monkeyman, get your hairy ass out of that tree.

by monkeyface July 20, 2003

monkeyman

A monkeyman is a sweet adoable boyfriend with sexy tufts of chest hair, and who admits to being a monkeyman just to be cute for his girlfriend. A monkeyman also likes to cuddle and wrap himself againt his girlfirend to keep her warm with his monkeyness. A monkeyman is the best lover in the universe and will tell you to shut up and get on his horse whenever he feels like monkeying around.

I just love your monkeyness!" "You're such a monkeyman!

by Label'sGirl September 23, 2010

Honkeytonk

Adj: A gigantic ass, usually found commonly in the African-American population

Damn, Latishas got a honkey tonk ass!

by Alex December 5, 2003

honeybanungans

when you pour honey all over your balls and let bugs eat it off. that is honeybanungans.

i shouldent have smeared that honey all over my "banungans" , the bug bites are everywhere!!!!!! honeybanungans

by vaghole May 30, 2008