haffatard

It's your one friend that makes a mess every time, but is not retarded.

dammit! Jim broke another glass. I swear he's haffatard!

by jonesberger March 19, 2019

hoflation

The increase in cost for a date out with a female. Also includes time spent courting such female in social networks like Instagram. sliding in DMs, payin the check, etc.

Dude1: My grandpa had to spend 1/4 of the time and money to go out with Peggy-Sue. Taking Emmily out is super expensive and she won't even burp my worm.

Dude2: Damn bro, that's hoflation right there

by Rectalin Vader May 16, 2023

jack hoff

A very bad name to have because it sounds like 'jack off'.

Girl: Hey.
Boy: Hey.
Girl: You're cute. What's your name?
Boy: Jack Hoff.
Girl:...
Boy: Um.. are you ok?
Girl: I... uh... have to go now.

by Mr. Pedophile December 14, 2008

Dustin Hoffman

Attending a Halloween or other costume party in as yourself in your street clothes, and explaining that you are actor Dustin Hoffman in very heavy makeup and costume.

Who is that cheapskate trying to fool, claiming he's Dustin Hoffman? He's just here for the free booze!

by dottielover October 21, 2009

hofia

That one girl at your school that is a complete and utter fucking ho. It’s as simple as that. She’s a ho. You can identify one with one look. 1) They will look like a ho. 2) They think their sooo gorgeous. 3) They pretend to be your friend for your shit. 4) The’re trynna fight your girl Zoe.

Excuse me it’s hofia not Sofia

by Kid from middle school March 21, 2019

HFFA

Hot From Far Away. To find a girl attractive from afar but up close looks like a gorilla.

Damn, that batch looks HFFA, but now that I got a closer look she looks like a dude.

by Ali Prince April 18, 2008

Hoffmann

The correct spelling of Hoffman. It's always better with 2 N's.

Wow, why does that douche only spell his last name with one N and not 2, it's supposed to be HOFFMANN?

by cchoffy55 June 24, 2009