kane hutchinson

Is a homosexual unicorn who has copious amounts of fabuswag.

God damn that Kane Hutchinson!

by mrblogger April 21, 2014

Ethan Hutchinson

Skinny white turd of a curry muncher, who is mad into hentai chicks. He cannot pull the girl that he wants as she won't let him eat her out. He is a tryhard at all video games even though he is shit at them all, DURRANT IS BETTERRRR THAN YOU!!! His basketball skills are wack with a 0.86 point average. GIT BETTTAAA!

Person 1: *Sucks at basketball*
Person 2: why u so shieeeet, my guy
Person 1: I'm trying out my new move the 'Ethan Hutchinson'
Person 1: *Throws ball over backboard*

by FitzThe3rd February 25, 2019

Asa Hutchinson

1. The dumb-as-fuck two-faced clown governor of the shithole hicktard plagued sorry excuse of a state known as Arkansas. Asa Hutchinson signed a bill banning state and local mask mandates during an air born viral pandemic because he's a sick demented fuck that likes to watch people die slow and miserable deaths. He is a backtracking fucktard now claiming to regret the legislation and that he would like for it to be amended because he wants to play both sides of the fence in lieu of his possible bid for POTUS in 2024. His miserable, pathetic state is also trying to trick naive citizens into moving to his shithole, STD ridden, trumptardian infected state (which also happens to feature the 8th lowest average IQ in the U.S. and it shows) through offering citizens up to $20,000 to move there.

2. A man pretending to have a guilty conscience or pretending to have a deep regret.

3. A complete moron devoid of foresight or vision.

4. Playing both sides of the fence

5. Two-Faced

6. The 6th GOP governor to acknowledge the fact that Trump lost the 2020 election

7. A guy who is 99% a piece of shit but might surprise the fuck out of you now and then by doing something good

That sick fuck killed all those people and now he's pretending he's sorry for it. What a fucking Asa Hutchinson.

by Majikl August 14, 2021

hitchings

Blonde hair and a nice girl, tries really hard to fit and desperatly wants to be popular. not best friends material but is fun to hang around with, very attractive but doesnt know how to dress/wear makeup! good person despite being a wannabe sometimes.

"look at her trying to fit it"
"yeah, what a hitchings... she seems quite nice though"

by poplopolo November 23, 2013

trailer hitching

Walking around with your dick tucked into your waistband. This is one of the most popular methods for hiding an unwanted boner in public. It's called trailer hitching because if your dick tip pokes out the top of your pants, it looks sort of like a trailer hitch.

"I popped a boner in trig class. Nobody knew though cuz I was trailer hitching like a motherfucker."

by fuzzerham November 2, 2013

Hechinger

A former Hardware chain along the East Coast of the United States, the term now means someone who is a massive tool.

A: That dude is such a tool.
B: Nah, he's a Hechingers!

by PatBurrell_Is_God February 13, 2009

Henching

To pump iron for a long period of time. The hencher typically displaying an I *heart* Mom tattoo on the bicep.

Communal henching is illegal in China but encouraged in Mexico.

WARNING: HENCHING CAUSES HENCHNESS

"Yesterday I was Henching constantly for 4 hours, I feel so hench."

"I went down 3 bra sizes by overhenching."

by BadGrafter July 19, 2010