Austrian Headbutt

Is when you are doing your girl missionary and then you say "Hasta La Vista Baby" like Arnold Schwartzeneger and then you give her a headbutt in the boobs.

Last night, my wife was screaming too hard, so to make her quiet down I gave her an Austrian Headbutt

by gangbanger23 March 27, 2008

Headbutt

When two men make contact with their penis heads. This is not necessarily a gay thing, but more of a common ground of respect and admiration among male friends. It should be encouraged.

Mike and Jon finished off a wet and wild game of volleyball with a nice, smacking headbutt.

by Large Orb May 24, 2008

headbutt the unicorn

An euphemism for fellatio, oral sex, an act performed by a person on the penis of a male, the opposite of cunnilingus. The term was created by “The Man” and has become popular due to its frequent use on the legendary podcast Slacker and The Man. It is important to this podcast not to offend their sensitive listeners, many being doctors and lawyers.

Terminology: A headbutt is a strike with the head, typically striking a sensitive area of an opponent. A unicorn is a horse like animal with a long horn believed to have healing powers. If you haven’t figured it out yet, unicorn is another euphemism for that most honored part of the male anatomy, the penis. Put the two together and it is easy to create an image in the mind of a woman charging with her face first into a gentleman’s lap - the beginning of oral sex on a man.

FNG: Did you see that chick in the Poison Ivy costume?"
Snuggles the Fister: "Yeah, she is totally going to headbutt the unicorn tonight."
Mashers: "What's headbutt the unicorn?"
The Man: "The opposite of headbutt the buffalo."
Dobbs (singing): "Show me how to blow dudes, blow dudes..."

by Mashers69 May 11, 2014

headbutt undies

see touching cloth, a slang expression for following through from a wet fart.

I headbutt undies and now i need to find a toilet fast or go home and clean myself up

by fuckheadsyd January 14, 2007

headbutt

kamia the headbutt bitch

kamia almost headbutted me to death today!

by sob January 2, 2005

headbutt

When someone's face is so ugly it resembles one's buttocks.

Butt-like head= headbutt

Ross Noble: "That's a bum-faced kid!"
Random person: "Eeewwww! He's got a headbutt!

by Liakias July 22, 2009

Headnutting

When you headbutt someone to death and cum into their open skull.

During the autopsy, it was made clear that the victim had died due to headnutting.

by Laserturken April 24, 2018