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Haterade

A sports drink made from the tears of your detractors.

Sour grape-flavored, this drink is salty, but incredibly satisfying.
Eric: Wow, Steve sure is looking refreshed today!

Doug: He just won a game of 1 on 1 against Mark and he just took a nice long drink of Haterade.
by TomShoe March 31, 2013
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Hatorade

Someone who seems to get hydrated off of hating people.
That guy is such a Hatorade and he just made Martha shit herself.
by Adolfloda September 10, 2007
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Someone who really hates something. This word I encountered while working next to two very stupid black women who thought it was common speech. Fucking blacks ruin the English language with their jibber jabber.
Looks like someone around here drank his haterade.
by cptsensible January 11, 2009
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Haterade

a drink, invented by a man named Fulgencio Josue Valmana, who hates on everyone and everything he wishes he could have or be.
Fulgi stays sippin on that haterade all day
by jazminc November 27, 2010
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Haterade

Gathered hate with full force towards mankind and sluts.
" When life gives you hate, make Haterade "
by chris c. June 17, 2006
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Haterade

A figurative beverage representing the manifestation of a hater's negativity and drive. Not to be confused with Hater Aid (the subordinate of a hater) or Hater Raid (the act of numerous haters intruding upon one's business).
Person: I made the Varsity Basketball team!

Hater: You suck at all sports, you were just a last resort.

Person: Okay, you need to lay off the Haterade...
by Misc-E July 12, 2011
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Drinkin down tha haterade
by Troy February 19, 2003
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