Haskel Syndrome is a syndrome wherein a person (typically a male) flirts with a lot of girls in an online setting using apps such as Discord, Instagram, Facebook, Snapchat, and many others. A typical person diagnosed with a Haskel Syndrome typically flirts with at least three girls and a maximum of eight girls at once whom they met in an online setting.
I was surprised to know that my friend has a Haskel Syndrome, no wonder why he flirts with four girls online all at once.
by Dr. Minerva Ratri September 2, 2022
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by lil hankerchief June 3, 2020
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Haskell also wrote The Songs of Trees.
Haskell received his Ph.D. in evolutionary biology at Cornell.
Haskell also wrote The Songs of Trees.
Haskell received his Ph.D. in evolutionary biology at Cornell.
"who turned grass into a book?"
"ohh yah Dr. David Haskell"
teacher: So what Dr. David Haskell says about ferns here is very interesting. He says...
Students: *fall asleep*
"Why is that guy staring at the ground in the middle of January with no clothes on?"
"Oh, that's just Dr. David Haskell. He does that sometimes."
"ohh yah Dr. David Haskell"
teacher: So what Dr. David Haskell says about ferns here is very interesting. He says...
Students: *fall asleep*
"Why is that guy staring at the ground in the middle of January with no clothes on?"
"Oh, that's just Dr. David Haskell. He does that sometimes."
by Bernardo March 17, 2019
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Bill - "Dude, that guy who completely loves himself keeps talking like he's my manager. Doesn't he do the same job as us?"
Sam - "Totally. What a complete Haskey"
Sam - "Totally. What a complete Haskey"
by Sir Alan Sugar April 18, 2008
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by niggerlipsZsZsd April 13, 2009
Get the hasket mug.Haskell University is an inter-tribal Indian school located in Lawrence KS. Although it operates under the illusion of multicultural education and cooperation among native students, the student body is predominately Sioux or "full blood" Navajo, and if you're not one of those two tribes prepare to be segregated by the fellow attendees.
It's not a good place to go if you're blonde, or hate having native traditions and tribal aspects shoved down your throat in every class possible.
It's ofen used as a second chance school for people who failed college the first time around or low income rez kids.
It's not a good place to go if you're blonde, or hate having native traditions and tribal aspects shoved down your throat in every class possible.
It's ofen used as a second chance school for people who failed college the first time around or low income rez kids.
You're applying to Haskell University? But dude... you're a blonde Cherokee." "Yeah... But it's the cheapest education possible, even though they barely have any applicable majors, Bachelors degree in American Indian Studies here I come!
by Rongcat February 19, 2011
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acronym is:
HANDJOBS AND SEX KILLED E.T.
fuck everyone
acronym is:
HANDJOBS AND SEX KILLED E.T.
fuck everyone
by JohnnyIsGay April 16, 2009
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