Beats (Headphones)

Beats are headphones that little kids wear to look cool but in reality there broke and got money from there mom

Bob, Hey Jeff you see that kid with those Beats (Headphones)?

Jeff, yeah, it’s probably another broke kid that got there money from their mom.

by TheRealSavageIsAlreadyHere March 16, 2019

removed the headphone jack

doing something unexpected, often met by backlash

The EU removed the headphone jack when they voted to ban memes.

by psuedonymnmn August 1, 2018

Beats Headphones

A pair of headphones that are insanely over priced and are usually worn by douche bags or kids with low self-esteem. The user tends to think they have lots of "Swag" and most of the time, the user likes boom-bastic hippety hop music.

John- "Hey, yea, see that kid over there?"
Mario- "Yea, hes wearing Beats Headphones, he must be a douche bag."

by Leedle Leedle Leedle Lee November 11, 2013

Headphone Thrower

When listening to a song on your headphones, you are so overwhelmed with the power and awesomeness of the music that you spike your headphones like a football when the song is over.

Elvis' performance of "American Trilogy" is a headphone thrower.

by Smokin' Bitch Magnet January 22, 2006

Headphone Jock

Someone Who Wears There Headphones All Day An Ignores Everyone Else.

Talkin 2 Your Friends While Rockin Yo Headphones Bumpin Music Makin You A Headphone Jock.

by Crusifie August 1, 2010

harpooned

It means the exact same as pwn3d, but you add the har- for emphasis and ownage..

Wow, you just got beat up by a fat kid.. You got harpooned.

by Christ101 April 27, 2010

Hardwired headphones

When you run the headphone cord from your iPod/iPhone up under your clothes. It only takes two seconds to run the cord under your shirt, and then you don't have to worry about getting the cord caught on your car door, the counter top, or the vacuum cleaner (cause you know you listen to music when you vacuum). In addition, hardwiring allows you to let your earphones dangle just outside of your shirt (if you're really smart you'll even have two shirts on, and you can hide your earphones when not in use).

Becky: "Tom, why do you look so cool?!?"

Tom: "It's because I hardwire my headphones . . . see, no cord. It's called Hardwired headphones."

Becky: "OMG!!! That's like soooo smart!! I would've never thought to do something like that. I'm always getting my cord caught on my car door and my vacuum cleaner."

Tom: "Well Becky, that's because you're a dumb skank."

by Sgt. Standanco February 14, 2012