Three brothers - Jeff, Steve, and Jack Hanson - who played hockey for the Charlestown Chiefs in the 1977 movie "Slap Shot." They came to the team from the Iron League and are quite possibly the three greatest sports movie characters of all time. Before every game they taped tin foil to their knuckles underneath their gloves. They seldom got to play because they sucked terribly at hockey itself. However, when they did get on the ice, the game turned into a bloody brawl, and were usually promptly ejected from the game with the crowd roaring for more bloodshed. In other words, The Hanson Brothers fucked shit up.
For many hockey players today, "Hanson Brothers" is also synonymous with "Hockey Gods."
For many hockey players today, "Hanson Brothers" is also synonymous with "Hockey Gods."
by Pilotguy44 December 16, 2008
Get the The Hanson Brothersmug. by Sgt. Butthole July 21, 2011
Get the Dirty Hansonmug. Verb: To lie about a situation or event in order to increase one's social standing, or to extricate oneself from an undesirable situation.
Noun: One who lies for the reasons listed above.
Origins: Those who claim to have slept with a Hanson brother are clearly lying in a misguided attempt at impressing cohorts.
Noun: One who lies for the reasons listed above.
Origins: Those who claim to have slept with a Hanson brother are clearly lying in a misguided attempt at impressing cohorts.
"They wanted to put me on the waiting list, but I totally Hanson-fucked myself a ticket!"
"I wish I could come out tonight, but I have to stay home and feed my cat." "You're such a Hanson-fucker."
"I wish I could come out tonight, but I have to stay home and feed my cat." "You're such a Hanson-fucker."
by SkittlezLA84 July 13, 2009
Get the Hanson-fuckmug. Member of the band Hanson. Best known for his long hair until he cut if off recently. Known to play a pretty mean set of drums.
by Kristen H May 23, 2005
Get the Zac Hansonmug. by Christa January 16, 2005
Get the Taylor Hansonmug. Hanson you can say is the step back god who scores magnificent step backs. He also is a nutmeg god where he usually nutmegs Ka ming.
by Max speed Shazam April 9, 2019
Get the Hanson Lokmug. The most amazing person ever who's sweet and salty. Someone who is quirky and fun to be around and just all together the best and you will always be the best
by PreconvertedCarb October 11, 2020
Get the Korenza Hansonmug.