(n). A state of which your so angry and fumen your turn hardways (Hardways meaning red in the face and flipped sideways).
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An act involving men and women where genitals and hands are involved inside the others pants to keep them warm.
You see Meyers over there at the bar? It looks like he's getting himself an Ohio Handwarmer from that young lady!
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Get the Saskatoon Handwarmer mug.Midnight handwashing is when a girl has just finished fingering herself, and is washing her hands repeatedly to clean herself off, can also be used as a euphemism for female masturbation.
"I spent some alone time last night that ended with midnight handwashing."
"I'm gonna go wash my hands repeatedly in the middle of the night ill talk to you later."
"I'm gonna go wash my hands repeatedly in the middle of the night ill talk to you later."
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it was so cold in downtown Portland this winter, thankfully I wasn't far from a nice Portland handwarmer!
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