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fumen hardways

(n). A state of which your so angry and fumen your turn hardways (Hardways meaning red in the face and flipped sideways).
"HAHA you annoyed the teacher yesterday! He went fumen hardways!"
by Jack Cocksey August 2, 2016
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Hobo Handwarmer

When Hobo Harley takes a massive dump on a cold winter day, and passes the steaming pile of shit around to warm all other Hobo hands.
"Man it's fucking freezing out here, anybody got a Hobo handwarmer they wouldn't mind sparing?"
by Millrat November 14, 2018
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Ohio Handwarmer

An act involving men and women where genitals and hands are involved inside the others pants to keep them warm.
You see Meyers over there at the bar? It looks like he's getting himself an Ohio Handwarmer from that young lady!
by Tumor103 October 29, 2021
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Saskatoon Handwarmer

A Saskatoon Handwarmer is 1) a bad hockey player or 2) the act of defecating into a winter hat or pair of gloves.
Amber gave Bill a Saskatoon Handwarmer after the game because he was playing like one.
by Acetophetamin May 29, 2022
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Midnight handwashing

Midnight handwashing is when a girl has just finished fingering herself, and is washing her hands repeatedly to clean herself off, can also be used as a euphemism for female masturbation.
"I spent some alone time last night that ended with midnight handwashing."

"I'm gonna go wash my hands repeatedly in the middle of the night ill talk to you later."
by ballin'mcballerthe16th July 24, 2023
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Portland Handwarmer

When walking in downtown Portland Oregon in the winter time, you put on a latex glove and pick up a homeless persons fresh pile of dookie.
it was so cold in downtown Portland this winter, thankfully I wasn't far from a nice Portland handwarmer!
by BigJtwista January 30, 2026
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Helsinki Handwarmer

The act of fisting a woman’s vagina until it’s loose and open, shitting in it, and fisting her until she climaxes.
I gave your sister a Helsinki handwarmer last night. I think her pussy is infected.
by Whigga man April 1, 2026
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