hamsey

A large human being that has a massive head with gigantic ear lobes, wears basketball shorts and flip flops all year long, a human who sweats often and needs food in his belly at all times.

Also descrided as "HAMMER" OR "HAMMER HEAD"

"Wow that guys so hamsey"
"HAMMER"
"FAT FUCK"
"I FEEL LIKE HAMSEY ON A SUMMER DAY"
"HAMS"

by jeffery balls November 8, 2007

hasselhot

When rating a woman's looks, this is the peak of beauty, reserved to only the most beautiful women. It goes beyond uber hot and rediculously hot. The frame of reference is from the god of male beauty, David Hasselhoff

"Check her out, she's fucking hasselhot

by Bob Swarley March 24, 2008

hassel hair

hair style a la David Hasselhoff.

As in, Dan Marino is sporting "hassel hair" during his Super Bowl commentary

by superbowl hater February 7, 2010

hampeling

extreme theft of anothers money towards impulse buying usually done by tyrants

Joe was hampeling the shit out of Suss when he took Suss's dues and bought a golden tee machine.

by alonzo fratson October 11, 2011

offing himself

Another way to say something is going to commit suicide/kill themselves.

Fred: 'Did you hear Bob is offing himself tonight?'
Peter: 'Yeah, dude. Sad.'

by Jay Jay <33 October 20, 2008

Hansel

That Hansel's so hot right now...

"Hansel, so hot right now, Hansel"

by Iliketurtleskid December 10, 2009

hansel

hansel = a hot guy, a handsome guy etc

matt is such a hansel

by Blush January 7, 2007