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Hacker

Someone ninja reports for cheating in an unessesary way
Ninja reported the storm for being a “Hacker” because it killed him
by The know it all... jk December 17, 2018
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Someone who cannot keep long term friendships. So they adopt the behaviors of others through hacking acquaintances personal information to become more interesting.
I think my phones being hacked?
What?! How?
My phone takes pictures of wrong screen lock codes and the picture was of Joseph!
Omg?! How sick? Don't you like invite him for beers and he ignores your texts?

Ya?
Wow. That hacker needs a LIFE.
by Think 8 August 13, 2016
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1) A person who uses his computer knowlegde to their advantage
2) A person who thinks they're awesome if they annoy the crap out of people in games by using cheat engine
3) A person who is really talented at a game (mostly referred to as "hacker" by jealous people.
1) The hacker got access to all the protected files
2) OMG dude you are hacking the score can you pl0x give me some points too?
3 This dude no scoped me 3× in a row. Je must be a hacker. I am sure.
by CyrinPlays May 22, 2015
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What your aunt think of you when you fix Internet problem by just restarting the Wi-Fi router.
Aunt: "Larry, my internet is not working since 2 days"
Larry: *restarts the router*
Internet: *works*
Aunt: "Oh my gaaaaawsh!! Larry, are you a hacker or what??"
*proceeds to give him a blowjob*
by IghtImma January 3, 2020
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Pre-Morris Worm:

A programmer who uses low-level features of a computer language or protocol (a hack) to produce results which canonical use can not.

Post-Morris Worm:

A criminal who steals computing resources and data through unauthorized access.
I used to consider myself a LISP hacker, but since the sendmail debacle, I had to change my .finger to say "wizard" to keep our idiot congressmen from locking me up for redefining the comma operator.
by Carl Klapper June 5, 2006
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A sociopath who is good at computers

Also see: InfoSec
Alice: I heard you were a hacker from the OG cyber underground.
Bob: I'm not a hacker, I'm a CISSP.

Mallory: Oh, well in that case, here is some money.
by dead drop bob October 9, 2016
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THAT DUDE IS A FU***** HACKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *RAGERAGERAGE*
by Jooz March 7, 2015
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