Hacker

Someone who payed a few more Canadian Dollars than you to get a better gaming chair.

OH SH*T HIS GAMING CHAIR IS JUST SO GOOD, I DON'T THINK HE'S A HACKER

by Canadian Money Is Weird September 15, 2022

Hacker

Someone ninja reports for cheating in an unessesary way

Ninja reported the storm for being a “Hacker” because it killed him

by The know it all... jk December 17, 2018

Hacker

Someone who derives the purpose of hardware and software from its intended use through reverse-engineering or exploiting digital ignorance. There are three types.

White-hats: Hacking for the good. (Goverments, FBI, etc.)

Grey-Hats: Hacking against the law, but for the people. (Think Anonymous.)

Black-Hats: Hacking against the law, for financial or intellectual gain.

Average: Dude, did you hear about the hackers?

Hacker: The Sony security was shit.

by Phexion January 09, 2015

Hacker

When People In Fortnite Make Excuses béa aise that guy is too good

OMG YoUR A hAcKeR iM RePoRtInG YoU!

by DoddyDude08 January 12, 2020

Hacker

What your aunt think of you when you fix Internet problem by just restarting the Wi-Fi router.

Aunt: "Larry, my internet is not working since 2 days"
Larry: *restarts the router*
Internet: *works*
Aunt: "Oh my gaaaaawsh!! Larry, are you a hacker or what??"
*proceeds to give him a blowjob*

by IghtImma January 03, 2020

hacker

Pre-Morris Worm:

A programmer who uses low-level features of a computer language or protocol (a hack) to produce results which canonical use can not.

Post-Morris Worm:

A criminal who steals computing resources and data through unauthorized access.

I used to consider myself a LISP hacker, but since the sendmail debacle, I had to change my .finger to say "wizard" to keep our idiot congressmen from locking me up for redefining the comma operator.

by Carl Klapper May 14, 2006

Hacker

A sociopath who is good at computers

Also see: InfoSec

Alice: I heard you were a hacker from the OG cyber underground.
Bob: I'm not a hacker, I'm a CISSP.

Mallory: Oh, well in that case, here is some money.

by dead drop bob February 01, 2016